Beds seem to have three primary purposes: Sleeping, lounging and sexing.
When it comes to having sex, however, unless you live alone, doing it in the comfort of your own bed can be risky. Someone could hear you or even walk in on you at the worst possible moment. So why not find some other places to do it so that your roommate won’t associate you with your awful moaning and so that you won’t have to worry about someone getting an eye full of your–er–recreational activities.
So how do you find the perfect location without using too much effort? Cars are an option but they’re pretty damn passe. Here’s a list of way cooler places to have sex, perfect for you lazy girls who want to get it on (responsibly, of course).
Train TracksYou know those old fashioned movies where a woman is tied to the train tracks by some mustachio villain? You can totally recreate that with some role playing between you and your SO. Bonus points if there's an actual train coming. Extra bonus points if one of you buys a fake mustache and cape.Source: Shutterstock
Inflatable PoolAre you a little apprehensive about having sex in a swimming pool or a bathtub? Well, try it in a little inflatable pool that you can set up in a backyard. You'll love the close quarters, but try not to fall out or pop it or anything like that.Source: Shutterstock
Gas Station BathroomYeah, they're not that clean but they're usually empty which means that you probably won't be interrupted during the act. Also, you can conveniently pick up some post-coital snacks.Source: Shutterstock
White Water RaftingAnyone who has been white water rafting before knows that it is a bumpy ride. So why not experience the invigorating sensations of fresh air and the wild sensations of a rolling river while you're naked with your bf/gf. I'd advice against oral sex but everything else is fair game.Source: Shutterstock
A Library Or BookstoreDo it in a section nobody visits. You'll learn something obscure while getting it on.Source: Shutterstock
Hot Air BalloonIf the balloon is a rockin, don't come a knockin...but seriously, if it is rocking too much you should probably cool it before you fall out. That's not a fun way to end any sexy times.Source: Shutterstock
A Roller CoasterThere's a scene in the terrible thriller called Fear in which Mark Wahlberg fingers Reese Witherspoon on a roller coaster. Yeah, it was as weird as it sounds. But why not kick it up a notch by going all the way on one? Who else can say that they've had sex while on a loop-de-loop?Source: Shutterstock
Your Best Friend's PlaceHave an impromptu sex session at their place, I'm sure they won't mind at all. And hey, if you're going to get walked in on it might as well be by your best friend.Source: Shutterstock
A BicycleOK, it might sound complicated but honestly I'm more impressed by those people who can text and bike at the same time.Source: Shutterstock
Donut ShopI once read a Cosmo sex tip about eating a donut hanging from a man's penis as sugary fun foreplay. Well, that sounds like an infection waiting to happen, so why not just do something way easier and have sex in a donut shop while eating donuts at the same time. There's a lot less maneuvering and what is lazier than pigging out during sex?Source: Shutterstock
Where’s the weirdest place that you’ve ever had sex? What’s the weirdest place that you’ve ever heard somebody else have sex? Tell us in the comments!