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This story might sound ridiculous, but I swear that it is unfortunately real. Here goes: During one of my first nights going out when I started college, I drank a little bit too much. I was at a party with a guy from my class who I thought was really cute. We ended up hitting it off and we started making out at the party, so obviously I went back to his dorm room with him to hang out some more.
After we hooked up, we both passed out on his bed. I was exhausted and was sleeping really heavily. I was so tired that I barely remember this, but my crush said that in the middle of the night, I woke up because I had to pee. I guess I was still half asleep because I mistook the little fan in the corner of his room for a toilet bowl. I pulled my pants down, crouched down and started peeing on the fan.
It gets worse! The fan was on and my pee started spraying everywhere. My crush woke up and he was like, “What are you doing?!” Still half asleep, I replied, “Going to the bathroom.” I didn’t even realize that I was peeing on a fan in my crush’s room! He was like, “You’re peeing on a fan! That isn’t a toilet bowl! Stop!” By that time, I was finished and I had also realized what I just done. I was so mortified that I ran out of his room. He laughs about it now but it’s my most embarrassing story. I still avoid him!
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