10 Questions We Have About Vampire Sex Ed

The entire world is still on a vampire kick, and I get it. I mean, they’re sexy and dangerous (real vampires, not sparkly ones). I understand the appeal. After seeing what happened to Bella in Twilight [SPOILER ALERT] when she gets pregnant by her vampy true love, I came to realize that despite being sexy, vampires are clearly lacking in sexual education.

Now, there are a bunch of vampire worlds with various vampire rules. We’ve got Twilight, True Blood, The Vampire Diaries. They all have different vamp lives, but I feel like the logistics are all pretty similar. And none of them are responsible about their sex lives.

So let’s talk about vampire sex ed, shall we?

Do you have any questions about sex ed for vampires? Do you have any answers? Tell us in the comments!

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  • ImmaHatelolJoke

    It all depends. All vampire stories, books, movies are different. Like in Twilight vampires can walk in sunlight but in most books like Bram Stoker and Anne Rice books sunlight is deadly to vampires. Same goes to sex. Some are this some are that.

  • JoJo

    I think it all depends on what vampire lore you’re into.

  • Jillian

    Harry Potter, mermaids, and vampires…what about werewolf sex ed, for the heck of it?

    • Lissa

      Werewolf sex ed is probably next 🙂 I can totally see it coming!