We are obviously pro-masturbation here at Gurl, so of course, we’re pro-vibrators too. Why wouldn’t we be? Exploring your own sexuality is important and masturbation is a completely safe and healthy way to do that. And if you’re not sure what to do with your fingers or you just want to spice things up, a vibrator is definitely something you need to own.
If you’re going to masturbate with the help of a vibrator, why not make it one of these adorable ones?! I know the words “cute” and “vibrator” probably seem like they shouldn’t go together, but, um, guys… they do. Because these are the cutest freakin’ vibrators I’ve ever seen. Some of them are even easy to disguise as just a wacky toy you have. Check out these cute (and admittedly a little weird and funny and silly) vibrators.
The Screaming O Vibrating Waterproof Octopus VibratorUM. Is this not the most amazing thing you've ever seen?! One, it's an octopus, which is great on it's own. Two, it's waterproof, so you can totally take this in the bath. Source
Candy Cane Hide A VibeAw, look it's an innocent little toy candy cane for Christmas... lol JK it's a hidden vibrator. Your parents will never know as long as your kid cousins or siblings don't get their hands on it. Awkward. Source: Amazon
Tuna Sushi VibratorThis tiny little vibrator is SO easy to hide. It's a keychain and it looks like just a little thing of sushi, so it's perfect to carry around wherever it is you want to take it. You can buy this on JBox.com
Cat PawThis is pink and fuzzy and involves a cat paw, so it doesn't get much cuter than that. Just don't let your actual cat play with it because that's weird. You can buy this from KanojoToys.com
Rub My DuckieI feel very naive here, but uh, how the heck do you use this thing? I mean, this is a very fashionable rubber duckie. What do you do with it?! You can buy this on Amazon!
Rub My WormieWho knew a bug could be so adorable?! I hate bugs and I especially hate worms, but this little dude is cute and I love that he's called "wormie." You can buy this from BigTeazeToys!
CornbratorI don't know where to buy this one but obviously it needed to be included because it is a CORN ON THE COB VIBRATOR. I mean. Why wouldn't you want this? Source
Diving Dolphin StimulatorLook, I'm not going to lie... I have no idea how this works. But it's a dolphin and those are my favorite animals SO it's cool. You can buy this on Amazon!
Hello Kitty VibratorBecause OBVIOUSLY. Hello Kitty is everywhere, why wouldn't she be on a vibrator? This is maybe a teensy bit disturbing, but I'll let it slide because it's also cute. You can buy this on Amazon
Lipstick VibratorThis reminds me of one of those pepper spray lipsticks... you think it's just a simple tube of lipstick and then, BAM, it's something totally different. This is cute, though. Very girly. You can buy this on Vibrators.com!
Buxxxer: ClittI really don't know much about this guy, because the website is in another language, but look at his little face. I mean, this is adorable. Source
Rub My FishieAgain, HOW DO YOU USE THIS? Why are the eyes so big? Why am I a little creeped out? You can buy this on Amazon
Bzzz Buddies ShiversThis little panda looks so sad, doesn't he? He's holding a heart like he's like, "Please love me." I don't know, guys. I don't know. You can buy this on MojoGarden.com
Rub My PenguinThis literally looks like a toy instead of a vibrator. If it wasn't called "Rub My Penguin," I might never know the difference. You can buy this on Amazon
Animal Instincts Mini Rabbit VibratorYou always hear about the rabbit vibrator, right? Well this one actually looks like a little tiny bunny. Gaaaah. So cute. You can buy this on NaughtyNightsUK
Have you ever seen any of these vibrators before? Which one do you think is the cutest? Which is the weirdest? What did I miss? Tell me in the comments.