GIF My Life: Stumbling Upon Porn

Most people who say that they’ve never seen porn are lying. Period. No judgement, everybody gets curious and with the help of the Internet we can find out just about everything that we’ve ever wanted to know about the mechanics of sex; for better or worse.

But while the Internet is definitely there to tell you what you need to know, it has a great habit of giving us porn when it’s the last–or at least second to last–thing we want to see. From pop-up ads, to innocuous Google Images searches and scrolling through Tumblr dashboards, GIF Girl has stumbled upon porn more times than she can count. Here’s how it usually goes down for her.

 

Porn is everywhere online. Like, literally any kind of porn you want you’ll probably find it. If you want porn that has wizards, cantalopes and scrunchies, you’ll find exactly what you’re looking for.

But sometimes I’m innocently doing whatever I do on the internet, all carefree…

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Maybe I’m watching a stream of some TV show on a sketchy but ultimately reliable site, and then all of a sudden there it is: A pop-up that didn’t make it through my pop-up blocker. And obviously, it’s porn.

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Annoying? Yes. However, I’m mature so I keep it cool and just close to window. No need to make a scene.

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But that’s probably one of the better ways to come across unexpected porn online. Want to know some of the worst ways?

 

I’m randomly looking up an old TV favorite of mine online. Let’s say, Hey Arnold. I look it up in Google Images and BAM.

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Weird fan art of two of the cartoon characters going at it. Um, can you say ruined childhood?

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I can’t even scroll through Tumblr in public anymore. Want to know why?

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I’m scrolling, scrolling scrolling. Blah blah blah Harry Potter blah blah blah feminism blah blah blah photos of Solange Knowles looking amazing blah blah blah a giant gif of a guy masturbating.

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Um, can I get a warning, please? At least a NSFW tag?

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This always seems to happen when I’m in class.

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Or at work.

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Or when my parents just happen to come up behind me.

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But the worst is when I quickly minimize the window, forget about it and then later I accidentally bring it back up when I want to find some cat video or something on YouTube. Boom: Porny Harry Potter fanart that came up when I searched “Draco Malfoy” earlier that day.

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And, of course, my friends are there to judge me.

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Even though it’s not what it looks like.

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The cat video just wasn’t worth it. Can I just disappear forever now?

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What is the weirdest porn that you’ve stumbled upon? Have you been caught looking at porn? Tell us in the comments!

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  • Eudevie

    at this point i’ve seen enough shit that at most i raise my eyebrow. even when I’m on tumblr at my mom’s i just quickly scroll past it and mom’s all “Is that a dick” “yeah my friend posts them sometimes” “oh ok”

  • pinkheart

    Yes it is everywhere online. Not saying its bad or good but it is kind of everywhere, and its true that there are all kinds. I have along with my friends have stumbled on it. Its happened kind of innocently, sometimes even at school and also during our girl girl talks where we kind of spent time looking at what we accidentally found. Places like Tumblr make it so easy to watch whatever you are interested in. I hope we keep seeing more of it that is female friendly and I think we will.

    When you start watching, a lot of it has to do with being interested in sex, so even if its not a great example of what to do and how to act we still watch it either for ideas or because its interesting.

    Maybe the weirdest I have ever seen was seeing guys use vibrators and when people urinated on each other. And then there is the gross stuff but then there is the kind that just turns you on.