I love my boyfriend. He’s normally very caring, loving and considerate of my feelings, but I’ll be honest… there is some stuff he says that is really freakin’ annoying. And he’s not alone – there are some things that almost all guys out there say to girls that make us want to, well, hurt them. Badly.
Yes, I’m sure that there are some things us ladies say to dudes that make them want to punch a wall (stuff like this). I get it, we all say stuff that is frustrating at times. But seriously dudes, STOP SAYING THIS STUFF. I mean, don’t stop saying it if you’re fine with being single for the rest of your life, but if you’d ever like to settle down with a cool girl, make an effort to stop these phrases from coming out of your mouths. Even just writing them down is making me aggravated. Here are the 10 most annoying things a guy can say to a girl, based on my own real experiences.
“Why do you need to buy that? It’s useless.”
My boyfriend, dad and brother are constantly getting on my case about things I buy when I go shopping. I get it, dudes don’t enjoy shopping, but I also don’t care. It’s my money and I’ll spend it how I want to. I didn’t ask what you think!
“Are you on your period or something?”
UM ARE YOU KIDDING ME. I should be allowed to slap you if you ever say this to me.
“Have you ever kissed a girl?”
In most situations, this question is creepy and rude. Also, none of your business. You think I’m going to tell you so that you can use it for pervy dreams later on? Gross.
“I thought you were on a diet?”
Are you asking for a fight or something? Otherwise I don’t get it.
“Ew. Girls shouldn’t burp/fart.”
You can burp the alphabet at the dinner table but I can’t let out one little burp while we’re hanging out? Why, exactly? Enlighten me.
“Your period can’t be that bad.”
Oh, no? I’d love to see you deal with it. Seriously. I’d LOVE to.
“I don’t want to talk about it.”
Ugh, I know. Sometimes dudes need time before they open up. But after a while, it’s like, gimme a break. You can talk about your feelings without being considered weak.
“I’m afraid of commitment.”
No you’re not. You just don’t like me or that other girl enough to date her.
“Isn’t that a little short?”
Excuse me? I can’t wear a skirt when I go out but it’s totally fine for you to check out the girls that are wearing them?
And the number one worst thing you can ever, EVER say to a girl:
Don’t even get me started. Rage. SO MUCH RAGE. Just because I have an emotion I’m not afraid to express doesn’t mean I’m crazy. But you saying I’m crazy? That will absolutely make me go crazy.
Do you think these things are annoying? Which is the most annoying? What did I forget? Tell me in the comments.