Want To Learn How To Masturbate? Then You Need To Download This Masturbation App!

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The HappyPlayTime mascot!

There are a lot of amazing apps out there (my favorites are currently Candy Crush and Vine), but this new one just might be the best app I’ve ever heard of: it’s called HappyPlayTime and it’s about female masturbation. Yes, you read that right. HappyPlayTime is a masturbation app for girls, complete with games, info, facts and even lessons on how to masturbate. Was this app made for Gurl.com? Because, um, I feel like it was.

HappyPlayTime was created by designer Tina Gong in an effort to get rid of the stigma surrounding female masturbation. Because, as I’m sure you guys already know, female masturbation isn’t something that everyone talks about. While most dudes have no problem talking about how much they jerk off or letting other people know that they just rubbed one out, the same can’t be said for us ladies. TV shows and movies constantly reference guys masturbating or even show scenes of guys masturbating – but how often do they do the same with women? You rarely see that, just like you rarely hear anyone talking about women masturbating.

But, hello – we totally masturbate and we love it just as much as guys do! So why can’t we talk about it? Why is the subject of female masturbation so taboo? Tina Gong doesn’t understand either, which is why she created HappyPlayTime. As the website says, “Loving your body, in every way, is not a sin. No more shame, no more secrets. Happy is on a mission: to free the world from a silly social stigma.”

Tina made HappyPlayTime into a fun, lighthearted app purposely – she specifically did not want any discussion about female masturbation to become too serious. As Tina told Gamification.com, “Teaching an anatomy lesson with a mission to educate about female masturbation is too much of a serious topic when taught in the traditional education model.”

To give off a playful vibe, HappyPlayTime’s mascot is an adorable personification of a vagina (see it?). The whole app revolves around silly little games that are also masturbation techniques. For example, it shows you where the clitoris is and then instructs you to make little circles on it (check out the image below). At the end, you get a “fantastically funny and wacky climax,” according to Gamification. Seriously, why didn’t we think of this app first?

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In general, HappyPlayTime makes masturbation fun and easy to talk about. Think about it – talking about masturbation in terms of an app doesn’t seem so scary, right? That was exactly Tina”s point, which I think makes total sense. As Tina explained to Gamification, “If users can pick up the game, play it, laugh and share it with their friends, then the inherent taboo surrounding the conversation about female masturbation has been lifted; you don’t need to bash your beliefs over the heads of your players in order to make a point. By representing the whole process around a lighthearted and comical character and games, the masturbation topic at hand is easier to discuss.”

Another really awesome thing about HappyPlayTime is that it offers up some seriously interesting masturbation facts. According to the infograph on the website, 44.4 percent of women started masturbating between the ages of 10-14-years-old. The infograph also points out that women who began masturbating during adolescence less arousal difficulties and more orgasms during sexual intercourse.

I think this app is really, really great. In fact, I haven’t been able to stop singing it’s praises all morning. As I’ve written about before, I was once terrified of masturbation because I thought it would send me to hell (true story). I know firsthand how taboo female masturbation can be and that’s sad. As we’ve pointed out a million times here on Gurl, masturbation is fun, it’s healthy, it’s normal and there’s absolutely nothing wrong with it. I’m all for anything that aims to make female masturbation less taboo, especially if it’s accompanied by a cute little vagina themed mascot.

Unfortunately, HappyPlayTime isn’t available to download just yet, but Tina is hoping for a summer release of an alpha version. In the meantime, you can subscribe to the newsletter to stay updated on what’s going on.

Are you planning on downloading HappyPlayTime when it’s available? Do you think this is a good or bad idea? Do you hate how taboo female masturbation is? Tell me in the comments!


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  • Dave Smithe

    Hi I am enjoying the site, did any one make a satire site for men 50 and older ?

  • sara

    I need this app too can’t wait
    I hope there’s a free version if it does cost and a android version too

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  • Liz

    It sounds cool, but I wouldn’t be able to download it. would she do a website with it? (Mom’s apple ID, don’t want her to ever see something like that as a download).

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  • Hannah

    when is this app out? I’m exciteeeeedddd

  • Pernille

    I’m really excited for this app, can’t wait till it’s out 😀

  • Lexi

    i want this!!

  • Cyga

    This looks cool, but the “mascot” is significantly part labia minora, which I find personally disconcerting sense I don’t have them. I wish it were more personalizable.

  • sciencemouse

    I’m 20. I have no desire to masturbate. Why should women be responsible for their own pleasure? that’s a guys job, he should know how to please us.

    • Anon

      Because if we don’t know what we like neither will he, and not every women is created the same. Who wants to be in the sexual mood laying on the bed constantly telling them they are doing it wrong? No one. They will get discouraged and eventually just giving up. Leaving the both of you upset and annoyed. So while you may not want to for whatever sexist belief you hold. A lot of us want to so that we can help out who ever is trying to please us, it makes it 1,000 times easier, rather than just complaining about what they are doing wrong. So either help them know or just expect it to be done wrong and not pleasure you.

    • Samantha

      Thing is is that a lot of guys don’t know the right way to pleasure a girl, so it’s our job to point them in the right direction. Besides expecting a guy to just know how to pleasure you is stupid, selfish, and unrealistic because every girl is different and likes to be pleasured in different ways and techniques.

    • anon

      I’m 20. I have no desire to masturbate. Why should men be responsible for their own pleasure? that’s a girls job, she should know how to please us.

  • pinkheart

    Thanks for letting us know about this app. We need something like this.

  • Maddy

    Oh I’m so excited for this app to come out! I can’t wait looks like it will be tons of fun!

  • Neon_Fangs

    Damnet, really wish that app was out. Was away to look for it and download it aswell! & yeah, that mascot is really quite cute hehe

  • Holly

    How much is the app going to cost?

  • Kitty

    I want the app!

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  • molly

    i cant find the app!!!

  • Shari

    This app sounds wonderful! Can’t wait to check it out!!

    • Emily

      It’s not out just yet, as the article states.

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