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I love guys, but sometimes they just really get on my nerves. And I’m sure we get on their nerves too. It’s part of being human and having interactions with people. When I’m annoyed with a guy, it’s probably because he said something without thinking it through. I choose my words carefully. I guess that’s a writer thing.
I’ve gone on a lot of dates and had several relationships, so I’ve definitely had a ton of super irritating things said to me by guys. Like nails-on-chalkboard annoying with a dash of “How could you possibly think that was the right thing to say?”. I’ve had so many annoying things said to me that I am a professional eye-roller. It’s a talent.
Here are the 10 most annoying things a guy has said to me.
Calm Down
Calm down. Calm down? Literally the two most cringe-worthy words you can utter, especially during an argument. YOU CALM DOWN.
We Should Be Friends With Benefits
Oh we should? Because I was thinking you should leave me alone immediately.
You're Crazy
Oh yes because I love it when you belittle those with mental illnesses and disorders by calling me crazy when all I did was simply disagree with you.
Get Back In The Kitchen
A former boyfriend said this to me in the middle of a fight. And he was totally serious. Needless to say, it didn't last.
You're So Cute When You're Mad
Not only is this condescending, but do NOT flirt with me mid-argument!
I'd So Cheat On My Girlfriend With You
You.can't.be.serious. You're serious? You're disgusting.
You Look Fine
Fine? You can't come up with any adjective other than fine? I just spent like two hours getting ready, and I look "fine"? Nope, nothing's wrong. I'm FINE.
Just Sit There And Look Pretty
An old bossman of mine said that to me as we were about to go to a meeting. For real, dude?
You're Not Wearing Enough Clothes To Ignore Me
No joke a guy said that to me this weekend. Gross.
You Can't Do That
I can't? Why? Because I'm a woman? Or because you don't want me to? Yay, sexism!
What’s the most annoying thing a guy has said to you? How did you respond? Tell us in the comments!
Oh and here’s a great “I can’t believe he said that!” story
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