There are tons of slang words for oral sex out there and I’m sure you’ve heard of the most popular ones (69, blowjob, give head, stuff like that). But you might not have heard of all of the crazy nicknames for oral sex yet and that’s where I come in: I’m here to fill you in on some of the funniest, weirdest and most ridiculous slang words for oral sex, cunnilingus in particular.

What can you do with these nicknames? Um, I don’t know. Start using them, maybe? Or just keep them in the back of your mind for the next time you feel like giggling. Check out these awesomely crazy names for oral sex:

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Bikini Burger

Okay, I get the burger part, but... where does the 'bikini' part come from?

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Kneel At The Altar

Ummm... how did this nickname happen? Is a vagina equivalent to an altar? Are they worshipping it? Okay, I can handle that.

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Have A Box Lunch

Get it? Because box is another name for vagina. And you eat it. Get it?

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Red Wings

This slang phrase refers to when a dude gives a girl oral sex when she has her period. He earns his red wings!

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Cherry Flip

You might say "pop your cheery" in reference to losing your virginity, but for oral sex, you would say "cherry flip." Who knew cherries could have so many meanings?

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Chickenhead

Okay, this doesn't refer to cunnilingus - it refers to giving a guy oral sex. Think about how a chicken moves it's head. Get it now?

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Digging For Clams

Honestly, I hate when people call a vagina a clam. For some reason, it grosses me out. But if you're into it, here's this nickname!

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Egg McMuff

What a dirty little play on the oh-so-popular Egg McMuffin. You'll never look at this breakfast sandwich the same way again.

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Have A Furburger

Am I the only one who thinks of a moldy burger when they hear this phrase? I can't be, right?

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Gorilla In The Washing Machine

Okay, this one just sounds horribly violent. Stop that!

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Eating From The Honey Pot

Aw. Whoever made this one up must be trying to say that a vagina is pretty sweet to eat.

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Eat A Peach

And the food references continue. Do you think I could write a list of slang words for oral sex and NOT include at least one peach one?

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Ready Brek

I couldn't even think of a picture to use with this because I don't understand what this means. But according to Urban Dictionary, it means the way a vagina tastes. Okay...

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Playing In The Sandbox

Um, ouch. This one sounds painful.

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Cunning Linguist

Cunnilingus. Cunning Linguist. GET IT?!

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Which of these slang words or phrases is your favorite? Do you use any of these? Which is the weirdest? What slang words or phrases am I missing? Tell me in the comments!

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