10 Of The Most Annoying Types Of Facebook Couples

I’m not trying to sound mean, but truthfully guys, annoying Facebook couples are sort of my worst nightmare. If you’re in a relationship and you’re happy, that’s great, I’m really and truly happy for you (I am, too!), but is it REALLY necessary to shove it down everyone else’s throats? Really? A new study says that annoying Facebook couples who clog your feed are actually happier than other couples, but come on… I don’t buy it. My boyfriend and I are relatively private on FB and we’re perfectly happy.

There are couples on Facebook who don’t ever offend anyone – once in a while, they say something cute to each other or post adorable pictures of each other that make everyone else go, “awwwww, you guys are so cute!” And then there are the Facebook couples who… well, I’ll let you look at this list of annoying things they might do:

 

The couple who posts pictures of each other every. Single. Day. 

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The couple who writes disgustingly sappy things on each other’s walls, like having fights over who loves each other more. Ick. 

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The couple who make statuses about how in love they are at least five times a week. We get it, you’re happy. Enough. 

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The couple who constantly fight over Facebook comments and walls. Isn’t fighting supposed to be private?

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The couple who makes subliminal statuses about each other and act really passive-aggressive. If you have something to say to your BF/GF, say it TO them, not to Facebook in hopes that they figure it out on their own! 

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The couple who change their relationship status every other day. You know, one day they change their status to single, a few people like it, the other person gets mad, they go back to being in a relationship, then it’s complicated… Ugh. Guys. 

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The couple who make joint Facebook profile pages (Mary & Greg!) I sort of get it, but come on: you’re a couple, not one joint person. 

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The couple who constantly makes statuses about how much they miss each other when they’ve been apart for, like, 5 hours. Relax. 

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The couple who gets seriously TMI. Like pics where they’re obviously naked in bed or statuses full of wink faces about what they’re going to do later. Um… no. 

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The super young couples who say they’re “in love” when they just started dating, like, yesterday. Stop that. 

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Do you know any of these annoying Facebook couples? Have you ever done any of this stuff? Which kind of couple is most annoying to you? Which is not annoying? Tell me in the comments!

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  2. avatarJanice says:

    That’s so true. I recently experienced an online fight between an old friend and her boyfriend. It was so annoying, it’s supposed to be private! And to be honest, no one cares about it!
    Even more, a couple of years ago, one of my best male friends began dating a girl who was actually really nice in person. On Facebook, though, both of them were always posting disgusting pictures found on the web to discuss which sexual positions would be better for them. We all were like: WTF???!!!

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