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Here at Gurl, we’re really supportive when it comes to being comfortable about sex. We like to talk about it and make sure you’re totally informed. And we’re totally cool with you spicing up your sex life!
My friend was telling me a particularly detailed story about having sex in her parents’ kitchen. Ew, right? I’m super open about sex, but I was not high-fiving her on this one. I just think there are some places that shouldn’t involve people getting their freak on.
I started thinking about inappropriate places people have sex in and thought it’d be a good guideline just in case you’re getting a little too adventurous with your partner. Check out these places where you shouldn’t be getting busy!
Kitchens
Your parents' kitchen, your friend's kitchen, his parent's kitchen. Just no. Unless it's your own kitchen (still gross) just avoid it. I mean you cook and eat there! There doesn't need to be any special sauce added to your meal, okay?
At Your Place Of Work
Whether you're hooking up with someone you work with or your boo comes to visit you, do not get it on in the office or supply closet! This is a serious no-no.
A Populated Beach
Unless you're on a private beach, don't do it. Even on a private beach, don't do it. Sex on the beach is NOT as romantic as you think it is. I've done it. There's a lot of sand involved. It gets places.
Public Bathroom, Public Anywhere
First of all, bathroom sex is disgusting. Second, public bathroom sex is just rude. Public sex in general is rude. Sure, there's the "thrill factor" but really you're exposing other people to your sex life. Plus, is it really worth the risk of getting arrested for public indecency? No.
Movie Theaters
I have unfortunately witnessed a couple having sex in a movie theater. It was during Napoleon Dynamite. I didn't appreciate it. You can wait 2 hours to find somewhere to bone. And why would you pay for a ticket to watch a movie when you're not even going to pay attention?
Parks
I don't mean that secluded part of the park where no one will see you. But don't start hooking up on top of a picnic table or in an open area where there are probably a lot of families and children playing like five feet away.
Someone's Bedroom At A Party
You know in Mean Girls when those people are hooking up in Cady's room at her party? Don't be that couple. It is not your house. You do not have free reign to go hook up wherever you want.
Your Parents' Bedroom
YOUR PARENTS HAVE SEX HERE. No. Ew. Gross. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Don't do it.
Have you had sex or hooked up in any of these places? Did you get caught? Are there any places you’d add to the list? Tell us in the comments!
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Can we add “the dressing room at the Goodwill”? That scarred me for life.
I don’t know how many times I was walking through the park and under a tree, two people (sometimes three!) butt naked having sex!
Another no no. In the back of your friends car while said friend is driving. Um, been there. No matter how dark the road and how loud the music. They know.
I feel like you named everywhere that isn’t your own bedroom that is isn’t very open when it comes to sex haha. The only places I would probably say no too are like work and school (which you didn’t even include) because of the chance of loosing your job or being kicked out or otherwise in trouble at school. Sure you can get in legal trouble at other places but as long as you make sure it is somewhat secluded than so what haha.
honestly, the thrill of having sex somewhere where its not totally private is nice, but as long as its not where youre obviously going to have people see you. i’ve seen a couple having sex behing a tree by an ELEMENTARY SCHOOL. ugh okay, just no.
here’s another one: school. ugh. just NO!
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I’ve walked in on people having sex in a public bathroom…it was not a pleasant experience, for any of the parties involved.