Here at Gurl, we’re really supportive when it comes to being comfortable about sex. We like to talk about it and make sure you’re totally informed. And we’re totally cool with you spicing up your sex life!
My friend was telling me a particularly detailed story about having sex in her parents’ kitchen. Ew, right? I’m super open about sex, but I was not high-fiving her on this one. I just think there are some places that shouldn’t involve people getting their freak on.
I started thinking about inappropriate places people have sex in and thought it’d be a good guideline just in case you’re getting a little too adventurous with your partner. Check out these places where you shouldn’t be getting busy!
Your parents' kitchen, your friend's kitchen, his parent's kitchen. Just no. Unless it's your own kitchen (still gross) just avoid it. I mean you cook and eat there! There doesn't need to be any special sauce added to your meal, okay?
At Your Place Of Work
Whether you're hooking up with someone you work with or your boo comes to visit you, do not get it on in the office or supply closet! This is a serious no-no.
A Populated Beach
Unless you're on a private beach, don't do it. Even on a private beach, don't do it. Sex on the beach is NOT as romantic as you think it is. I've done it. There's a lot of sand involved. It gets places.
Public Bathroom, Public Anywhere
First of all, bathroom sex is disgusting. Second, public bathroom sex is just rude. Public sex in general is rude. Sure, there's the "thrill factor" but really you're exposing other people to your sex life. Plus, is it really worth the risk of getting arrested for public indecency? No.
I have unfortunately witnessed a couple having sex in a movie theater. It was during Napoleon Dynamite. I didn't appreciate it. You can wait 2 hours to find somewhere to bone. And why would you pay for a ticket to watch a movie when you're not even going to pay attention?
I don't mean that secluded part of the park where no one will see you. But don't start hooking up on top of a picnic table or in an open area where there are probably a lot of families and children playing like five feet away.
Someone's Bedroom At A Party
You know in Mean Girls when those people are hooking up in Cady's room at her party? Don't be that couple. It is not your house. You do not have free reign to go hook up wherever you want.
Your Parents' Bedroom
YOUR PARENTS HAVE SEX HERE. No. Ew. Gross. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Don't do it.
Have you had sex or hooked up in any of these places? Did you get caught? Are there any places you’d add to the list? Tell us in the comments!