7th Heaven, when I see their smiling faces smiling back at meeee… oh, sorry, just singing one of the catchiest theme songs ever. You know, to get myself in the mood to really write this. It’s not because I REMEMBER it or anything, I swear. Leave me alone.

Moving on. 7th Heaven was probably the corniest show that has ever been made or put on television, but don’t lie and say you never watched an episode. I want to say that it was on for the majority of my life – I know that’s not true but it felt like it was true. I used to watch 7th Heaven with my entire family (we were real cool, guys) and so obviously I learned a lot from the Camdens. Like, how to deal with your family, obviously. But also other important things. Check out these GIFs to find out the 20 life lessons 7th Heaven taught us:

Giving the middle finger probably means… you’re doomed.

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How to make a square with your hands.

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What a serious insult sounds like:

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Words can’t be taken back… so be careful what you say, girls. 

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No, seriously, words SUCK.  

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Why people get married:

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Food makes things better. 

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What to say to your ex before you give him another chance.

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You’ll get punished even if you’re honest. The truth is overrated. 

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You can do anything if people think you’re sexy.

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Cookies solve everything… even growing up.

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How to dance in your underwear. 

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How to dance in your bed, which is equally important.

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How to break your dad’s heart.

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The best comeback to say to anyone who’s annoying you. 

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Women and food just go really well together. Deal with it.

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Beauty rest… we all need it. Even little boys.

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When you’re married, you and your spouse can never disagree on people.

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How to save on cleaning dishes.

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Life sucks. Sigh. 

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Did you ever watch 7th Heaven when it was on? Which of these GIFs was your favorite? What did I miss? Tell me in the comments!

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