Some girls are totally comfortable buying condoms. And that’s great! There nothing to be embarrassed about when it comes to being responsible and using protection. Fear should never get in the way of safe sex. But at the end of the day, we’re human and we can still feel a little embarrassed about making our sex lives somebody else’s business.

Anyway, GIF Girl is getting lucky tonight, but she’s gonna provide the condoms this time around just in case. Shouldn’t be too hard, right? Well, let’s see…

I walk into the drugstore and making a bee line towards the condom aisle.

Which might as well be called the “let’s get busy aisle” because everybody knows why you’re there.

Then I’m staring at all the different condom brands, trying to figure out what size to get.

Without hurting my boyf’s feelings

But let’s get real: Wounded pride is better than a bun in the oven so…

Wait, this is flavored?

And because my life is a crappy laugh track sitcom, somebody I know from school happens to be in the  same store.

Well at least it wasn’t my teacher or something.

Or my dad, for that matter.

Then I’m walking up to the cashier like a boss because I’m a mature young woman who isn’t going to feel oppressed by patriarchal, societal ideals when it comes to my sex life.

But really I just fight the patriarchy lookin like…

Awkward eye contact with the dude at the cash register. I totally know what he’s thinking.

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, BRO? CAN’T A WOMAN BUY CONDOMS IN PEACE?

But on the outside I look like…

And because this wasn’t enough of an awkward experience…”PRICE CHECK?”

But finally, I leave the store.  Longest 5 minutes of my life.

Now it’s time to get busy.

Have you ever bought condoms? Do you have an embarrassing condom story to share? Tell us in the comments!

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