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Your boyfriend isn’t a mind reader, so he may not always say what you want to hear. Guys are just people too, and sometimes they say really stupid things. Sometimes they say really offensive things. And sometimes your boyfriend will say things that make you wish you were single, and perhaps that make you also wish you lived on another continent. Here are few lines we bet are universally reviled: Things you never want to hear your boyfriend say!
My Ex Is Crazy!
When a guy calls his ex "crazy" or "psycho," there's about a 50 percent chance she's actually crazy or psychotic. The other 50 percent says he just hurt her badly and she flipped out for a good reason. Here's how to tell: Are all his exes crazy? If so, it's probably not them--it's him. Or it means he has a type . . . and you might be nuts too. Source: ShutterStockDid You Just Fart? That's Disgusting!
Such a double standard. Because, you know, if he does it with his friends, it's just hilarious. Source: ShutterStockI'm Totally Listening. Wait, What'd You Just Say?
We know guys have a lot on their minds. We just wish maybe they'd be able to focus them on the words coming out of our mouths for more than two seconds. (But if you're talking to him during the game or Game of Thrones, that's on you.) Source: ShutterStockYou Know, That DOES Make You Look Fat.
Look, is it the wrong thing to say? Of course. That's why you don't ask him. Because it's a trap and you know it. Source: ShutterStockI Can't Feel Anything With A Condom On!
That's right, you can't. Because without a condom, he won't have anything to feel, ya dig? Source: ShutterStockChris Brown Seems Like A Really Cool Guy.
Do we really need to explain this one? Source: ShutterStockYour Sister Is Hot!
Or your best friend, or your cousin . . . No matter how cute she is, he doesn't need to tell you that. Chances are you already know. Source: ShutterStockYour Brother Is Hot!
Even worse. Source: ShutterStockHas your boyfriend ever said something stupid to you? What’s the stupidest thing your boyfriend has ever said? Tell us in the comments!
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Would You Rather?
Nice sneak attack on Chris Brown. Its absolutely lovely. NOT. Cut it out, the boy made some mistakes and if Rihanna has accepted him and forgave him, we can too. Come on.
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“I don’t know if I put it in, I can’t feel it”
“You need to lose weight”
I have to agree there. Was the Chris Brown one really necessary?
The boy made some mistakes? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! A woman beater has no justification and does not deserve any sympathy or slack. And Rihanna has “accepted and forgiven” him only because, unfortunately, most women stuck in an emotionally and/or physically abusive relationship either don’t have the strength to get out, or keep getting sucked back into it. They need our love and support, and that doesn’t translate into telling them to forgive the attacker, but to fight back and get out of such an unstable and unhealthy relationship.