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Looking for a Mother’s Day card can be exhausting (luckily I already found a cute one) because there are a lot of cards out there that are… how should I say this?… over-the-top, gag-me sappy. I mean, I like a good sentimental quote as much as anyone else, but some of these cards out there are just like… relax.
On the other end of the spectrum, there are some Mother’s Day cards out there that are, um, kind of bad. And by bad I mean really inappropriate but also pretty funny. The only way you can buy any of these cards is if your mom has an amazing sense of humor. Otherwise, don’t get these because you’ll probably ruin her Mother’s Day. And it’s the one day of the year where your mom should feel really appreciated, so… yeah. Check out these 20 funny and inappropriate Mother’s Day cards from Etsy (would they really be from anywhere else?).
Bad, But Funny, Mother's Day Cards
Starting this off with a bang! Probably don't give this to your mom unless she has a GREAT sense of humor. (PS, the artist who made this swears she doesn't mean this in a bad way.) Buy this on EtsyBad, But Funny, Mother's Day Cards
Yup, that's an image of a pregnant woman in labor with her legs spread open. Yup, that's a little weird. Buy this on EtsyBad, But Funny, Mother's Day Cards
I mean, obviously we all ignore our moms sometimes, but you're not supposed to tell her! Buy this on EtsyBad, But Funny, Mother's Day Cards
Talking about your mom's butt... sort of awkward. Buy this on EtsyBad, But Funny, Mother's Day Cards
Oh, Mother's Day is supposed to be about you? Sorry, I thought it was supposed to about me. Buy this on EtsyBad, But Funny, Mother's Day Cards
Ack. References to your mom's vagina being ruined are a little icky, dontchya think? Buy this on EtsyBad, But Funny, Mother's Day Cards
Uhhhh... a little tasteless, no? Buy this on EtsyBad, But Funny, Mother's Day Cards
The inside of this card says, "I forgive you". I'm sure she appreciates that (JK). Buy this on EtsyBad, But Funny, Mother's Day Cards
Just a reminder: you're getting old. Really old. Buy this on EtsyBad, But Funny, Mother's Day Cards
Calling out your mom's stretch marks? Probably not the best idea, especially on a day when you should be making her feel extra special. Just sayin'. Buy this on EtsyBad, But Funny, Mother's Day Cards
Hey Mom, you're a terrible cook, but have a great Mother's Day anyway... oh, and don't cook anymore. Buy this on EtsyBad, But Funny, Mother's Day Cards
Come on. Your mom can't show this to your grandma to brag about how great you are! Also, let's not talk about our mom's vaginas anymore. Buy this on EtsyBad, But Funny, Mother's Day Cards
Aw, but Dad :( Buy this on EtsyBad, But Funny, Mother's Day Cards
I love a fictional character more than you, but I still like you, so that's cool, right? Buy this on EtsyBad, But Funny, Mother's Day Cards
Mom - I guess you could be worse. Buy this on EtsyBad, But Funny, Mother's Day Cards
Nothing like a little passive-aggressive humor to make your mom feel great, huh? Buy this on EtsyBad, But Funny, Mother's Day Cards
Oof. Pointing out your mom's gray hairs... not the best way to win points. Buy this on EtsyBad, But Funny, Mother's Day Cards
Happy Mother's Day! By the way, you're the worst driver ever and I'm scared to get in a car with you. Have a great day! Buy this on EtsyBad, But Funny, Mother's Day Cards
The inside of this says "I'm so glad I won the race". Cute, but Etsy artists also seem to have an obsession with sperm and vaginas. Buy this on EtsyBad, But Funny, Mother's Day Cards
You might as well just be like, "oh, I forgot about Mother's Day. Here's... something." Buy this on EtsyDid you think these cards were inappropriate? Would you buy any of them for your mom? Which was your favorite or least favorite? Tell us in the comments!
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These are funny, except the vagina ones are weird. Lol have a sense of humor, they’re meant as a joke.
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Honestly, I would get some of these cards for my mother, like the driving one or the stretch marks. She would probably get a laugh out of it.
There’s a joke between us. When I was born, my mom had to get a C-section because I stopped moving. Not because there was anything wrong, but because I simply did not want to. So, whenever she complains about how stubborn I can be, I tell her, “Coming out of your WOMB I was stubborn.” She cracks up each time.