Regardless of your cup size, chances are you’ve rocked a padded bra at some point. Some people want to boost their bust size, but not everyone does it to look bigger–some of us just need the shaping and support that come with padding and structure. Regardless, padded bras are sort of magical, and we’ve all dealt with them at some point.
And with the magic of padded bras come embarrassing moments with them, too. There are some things you never, ever want to hear when you’re boasting a boosted bust. Here are sentences we never want to hear when wearing a padded bra!
Are Those Mickey Mouse Ears?I actually got this comment once, but thankfully I didn't have the bra on. My little cousin was visiting and took a black strapless bra out of the hamper and wore it on his head. Also, I hate kids. Source: ShutterStock
Did You Spill Something On Yourself?If you've got a water bra, for the love of Harry Styles, do be careful around sharp objects! Source: ShutterStock
Why Won't You Let Me Feel You Up?Gee, I dunno. Maybe because I won't be able to feel anything. Source: ShutterStock
Thanks For Letting Me Feel You Up!How horrifying would it be for your dude to cop a feel while you're making out and for you to not even know about it? Source: ShutterStock
Where Did Those Come From?Dude, really? Unless you magically increase six cup sizes overnight and show a lot of skin at the same time, it shouldn't be a Jack the Ripper type mystery. Source: ShutterStock
Where Did They Go?Dude, really? Where do you think they went? To Canada? (Or actually, chances are they'd have headed south, so we'll go with Miami.) Source: ShutterStock
Have you ever had an embarrassing moment with a padded bra? What’s the worst thing you’ve ever heard while wearing a padded bra? Tell us in the comments!