Reader Hookup Confession: I Peed All Over The Place Because Of A Spider!

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My boyfriend and I have been going out for about five months and things are starting to get really serious. One day, his parents weren’t home, so I went over there and we started making out heavily. In the middle of our makeout sesh, I stopped and told him I had to go to the bathroom quickly – but something was in there that RUINED EVERYTHING! 

First, let me tell you that I have arachnophobia (I’m terrified of spiders), so to me, this story does not sound crazy.

When I went to the bathroom and was squatting over the toilet, I saw this huge hairy thing crawl up from the toilet between my legs! I immediately jumped up, still peeing, and screaming. I got pee all over me, all over the floor, the walls – everything. And the worst thing of all? I couldn’t figure out how to unlock the door! I was screaming and trying to open the door and my boyfriend was on the other side saying, “jiggle and pull!”

I finally got the door opened and I was so freaked out that I ran out of his house. It wasn’t until after I got home that I remember that I had never flushed the toilet or cleaned up my pee that went everywhere in his bathroom. We don’t talk about what happened and because of my phobia, I don’t even go over there anymore. I really need to go to therapy, Gurl!

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  • Phoebe

    I’m not scared of spiders but I would be pretty scared if that happened to me!!!