Oh, Twitter. You never fail to entertain me. Today, Twitter is giving us some dating tips on what not to do on a first date via one of today’s trending topics, a hashtag subtly called, #WhatNotToDoOnAFirstDate. And, as per usual, the tips from random Twitter users range from 100 percent correct to 100 percent ridiculous.

Since I spent the majority of my morning reading through these crazy tweets inspired by this hashtag, I knew I had to share with you guys. So, looking for first date etiquette? Wondering what you absolutely should not do the first time you hang out with a guy? Some of these may help, others just might make you laugh. Either way, you win.

Awww, poor Hufflepuffs. 

Yeah, I mean I can see how this might be awkward… 

Ummmmmm….. 

I mean, I’m not going to kill you over it, but don’t do this anyway. 

This sort of eliminates a lot…

This is a good one, girls. For realz. 

But… what if it’s a cute animal sound that is also endearing?

Oof, bad idea. 

Who brings a friend on a first date, anyway?

I mean, it’s not a good look.

Good point, dude. Good point. 

Things will get weird quickly. But at least it will make a funny story later, right?

Wait, is this… serious? Who smells their armpits on a date?! 

It’s just creepy, even if we all do it. Don’t admit it. Yet. 

RUDE.

Wait, but I want this to happen to me. 

Right. Of course. Lure him in by pretending to be one person and then later transform into someone entirely different. 

BUT WHAT IF I REALLY LIKE CATS?

I mean, at least have the decency of not ordering from the dollar menu. 

Which of these tweets was your favorite? What would you tweet into this hashtag? What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done on a first date? Tell me in the comments!

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