Just because you’re having sex doesn’t necessarily mean that you want to have it all the time. Sometimes you’re not in the mood. Sometimes you feel gross. Sometimes you just don’t feel like it. Sometimes you’d rather just go to sleep.
Realistically, you don’t need an excuse to not have sex. You can just not have it if you don’t want to. But I’ve used some excuses throughout my life and truth be told, some of them are totally ridiculous.
Check out my 8 excuses below!
I Have To Get Up Early
Because I'm probably going to stay up until way past midnight, but I just really need to make sure I'm not too tired in the morning!
I Haven't Shaved My Legs Or Other Parts
Having stubbly legs or lady bits has not deterred any guy from wanting to have sex. But I still seem to use it as an excuse.
I'm On My Period
This is less effective now because I have an IUD and don't get a period every month. While some guys will still jump into bed during that time of the month, a lot will pass.
I Have A Headache
This is such a classic excuse seen on many sitcoms and in my life. In my defense, I actually do get pretty bad migraines on the reg which are make me useless. Apparently this doesn't work anymore because studies are saying that sex can help headaches. Whatever.
My Show Is On
This is totally valid, you guys! I can't miss an episode! I have to watch it live for it to get ratings. This is IMPORTANT.
I Haven't Showered
If I feel dirty, I don't want to have sex with you. Sorry.
I Don't Have Time
I'm just like suuuuuper busy! And no, I don't have time for a quickie either.
I Have To Study
Why would I choose to study instead of have some fun? I don't know. But here we are.
Seriously, if you don’t want to have sex for any reason, you can just simply say no. You don’t need to give an explanation or have an excuse. It’s always your choice.
Have you ever given a weird excuse to not have sex? Has anyone ever given you an excuse? Tell me in the comments!