The best/worst time to think is when you’re laying in bed, trying (and failing) to fall asleep. And that’s probably exactly why the Twitter trend today is #ThoughtsInBed. As it turns out, we all kind of think the same things before we go to sleep for the night – for at least, according to Twitter, we do.

So what are your thoughts in bed? I’m guessing at least one thing that goes through your mind every night is on this list. I picked the 20 best tweets from the #ThoughtsInBed hashtag and I have to say, I’m pretty impressed with Twitter’s mind-reading abilities. Check out these hilarious thoughts:

Ughh, this has to be the worst: 

 I know too many people who have actually said this… 

It’s like, everything just stop BUGGING me! 

Ghosts… they’re everywhere. 

Oh, good, it’s not just me. 

Homer Simpson’s best quote ever.

Substitute Instagram in there and you’ve got my life. 

Calculating the amount of sleep you’ll get never helps, am I right?

Bathroom ghosts are the worst.

THE WORST FEELING.

My thoughts exactly.

Yes, please. Please. 

And then it’s like I suddenly forget about everything in my closet…

#AnxietyProblems 

The only time I’ll ever appreciate the use of Chris Brown lyrics.

Good to know I’m not the only one who worries about this.

Why is it that I’m tired until I get in bed?

So, so true.

Worth it, every time.

Please, Mom? Please?! 

Which of these tweets was your favorite? What are your thoughts in bed? Tell us in the comments!

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