Reader Hookup Confession: I Had The Worst Sex Ever!

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If there’s one thing girls can always bond about, it’s an embarrassing hookup story. Trust us: we all have them. So don’t be shy! Read this OMG reader hook-up confession, and then send your own to confession@gurl.com

Oh, God. So, this guy and I had been friends for about two years and we had always flirted but never messed around. After a while, we started flirting more and more and it was obvious that something was going to happen. I couldn’t wait! I had had a crush on this guy for what felt like forever and I really wanted to hook up with him.

When we eventually did, it was the worst sex of my life! No joke. He shuddered on top of me for about two minutes (no, I’m not being dramatic) and then rolled over and sighed happily, “We are so good at what we do.” I couldn’t even believe he enjoyed it, because it was horrible for me. I had never had sex that actually lasted only two minutes… I always thought it was a myth. Guess I was wrong.

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  • diana

    that dude‛s weird.

  • Anna Quatrale

    I was really hoping for something more juicy.