One thing I learned from Twitter’s trending topic #BreakUpLines? Um, everyone on Twitter is really mean. Also, sort of unoriginal. I think I saw the same workout/fat joke about a minimum of 100 times. Guys, copying other tweets is lame. Also, annoying for those who read through trending topics for their job. Hint, hint.

Despite the crazy amount of offensive and repeated tweets I saw, I also found some seriously funny/horrible tweets on ways to break up with someone. I hope no one ever uses these in real life. I mean, some of you out there are seriously brutal! We don’t really use these in real life, right? Right?! All I can say is, I hope none of these people ever dump me.

Umm, okay. Also, ew. 

Well, this is awkward…

Way harsh, Tai.

Any Harry Potter fans out there? You’ll appreciate this one.

Oh, man. Starting a breakup speech with babe. Burn!

Well, I mean yeah, this is pretty much what we all think, right?

Am I missing something or this is really just this weird?

Best breakup note ever, hands down.

Ouch. Well, at least she’s honest.

…And at least she’s confident?

Get it, guys? Because it’s like the song. GET IT?!

Um, I mean, sure… I guess.

Pretty sure we’ve all found ourselves in this situation at least once.

Lame, man. Real lame.

Uh, I don’t think it ALWAYS really means that.

Which of these tweets is your favorite? What would you tweet into this trending topic? What breakup lines have you used or have been used on you? Tell me in the comments!

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