Today I discovered that when it comes to celebrities, Etsy offers a whole lot of weird stuff. I love celebrities as much as anyone else – my boyfriend might even call me obsessed – but there are products where I draw the line because… they’re just too strange. These products all cross that line.
I mean, I get that you love your favorite star soooo much, but do you really need a towel with him all over it? Or a really unflattering phone case? I don’t know. Maybe it’s just me. For your entertainment (or maybe for your convenience, if you want to buy this stuff), I’ve put together a list of the 15 weirdest celebrity products found on Etsy.com. Check ‘em out:
Kim Kardashian Crying Phone CaseAnd this is the whole reason I discovered these weird products. Although, I have to say, this is amazing. Find it here.
One Direction Twitter Conversation PillowJust in case you wanted to constantly relive a pointless convo between Harry Styles and Niall Horan... now you can. On a pillow. Find it here.
Robert Pattinson/Edward Cullen UnderwearUmmm... okay. He's a fictional character, but sure. Find it here
Katy Perry Nesting DollsThis would make a very creepy addition to any room in your house. Eek. Find it here.
Beyonce iPhone CaseThis is in no way something a fan of Beyonce should ever buy because I mean, look at her. Seriously. Find it here.
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart MagnetI would say this is cruel, but it's just too strange. Also, what's up with the googly eyes? Find it here.
Rihanna Magazine ClutchI guess if you want to carry your stuff around in a Seventeen magazine clutch with Rihanna's face on it, you can? Find it here.
Miley Cyrus ClockThis actually is the most normal thing on this list. And it's a Miley Cyrus peacock wall clock. So... Find it here.
Justin Bieber Butt iPhone CaseWHY WOULD ANYONE WANT THIS? Find it here.
Lady Gaga Cigarette GlassesI know, I know these were from one of her music videos or something, but still... you can't see out of these! This is just silly. Also, ugly. Find it here.
Ryan Gosling Dish TowelRyan was actually shown this towel in an interview and the video is freakin' adorable. I would make fun of this but... I kind of want it. Don't judge me. Find it here.
Taylor Swift and John Mayer PrintThis is scaring me. And... that's all. Find it here.
Taylor Swift Hand SanitizerIn case that little gem wasn't enough, here's Taylor's face in a bottle of hand sanitizer. Because obviously. Find it here.
Marilyn Monroe HeelsYes, Marilyn Monroe is an icon. No, that doesn't mean you have to wear her on your feet. Find it here.
Saint Britney Spears T-ShirtSoooooo... umm... nope. I have no words. Find it here.