I constantly see questions from you girls that are about either wondering when your boobs will grow or how to make your boobs bigger or just how to make them look bigger, at least. Honestly, ladies, there is absolutely nothing wrong with small breasts, but if you really feel like you want to make your boobs like bigger, then hey… I’m here for ‘ya.
Which is exactly why I’m going to tell you about this latest boob product. It’s a way to enhance your cleavage that doesn’t involve permanent plastic surgery or spending $55 on a Victoria’s Secret push-up bra. What is this miracle product? It’s called Boob Glue™ and while it doesn’t actually make your breasts larger, it does make them look larger. So, you know, kind of the same thing. Sort of.
Boob Glue™ supposedly gives your boobs a lot of lift, hold and support and it can either make your breasts look bigger or smaller. It was created by a California beautician named Dawn Jackson, who says on her website, “Like so many women, I had a love/hate relationship with my breasts. After having tried much more than a fair share of push-up bras, solution bras, adhesive forms, breast tape, duct tape, electrical tape, bra inserts… along with pushing, shoving, lifting, stuffing and smashing. I was exhausted and hopeless with products and their claims.” She also calls the product a “boob job in a bottle.” Sounds pretty promising.
This Boob Glue™ kind of works exactly how you would think it would: you’re basically gluing your boobs into place. You rub the glue all around your breast and line it into your bra. Once it’s on there, you position your breast the way you want it to look and then hold it for a minute. The glue sticks and holds and, voila, your breasts look exactly how you want them to look!
Boob Glue™ is supposed to eliminate things like breast sagging, jiggling, bulging, underarm bulge and stretch marks. You know how you’re always grabbing hold of your bra straps to adjust your boobs into place? Boob Glue™ eliminates that too, guys. It also gets rid of something the Daily Mail calls the “dreaded quadra boob,” but honestly, I don’t know what that is. Anyone? The website promises that you’ll “get the pair you never knew you had, even you won’t be able to take your eyes off them.”
Okay, sounds intriguing, but also… uncomfortable? Sticky? Maybe a tiny bit painful? Or am I the only one a little wary about putting glue on my boobs to hold them into place?
I mean, I’m not going to knock this completely. It does sound interesting and I’m pretty tempted to try it out. But at the same time, I can’t help but wonder how long this stuff lasts. What if you sweat a lot? Does the glue come off? Imagine if one breast starts sagging but the other one is, like, perfectly pushed up? Um, worst nightmare?
But in the end, I think this could be worth a try. While I don’t think there’s anything wrong with your breasts just the way you are, if this makes you feel more confident, then hey – I’m on board. Boob Glue™ will be released this month, but you can pre-order it now if you’re feeling impatient.
Do you want to try Boob Glue™? Do you wear things to make your breasts look larger? Do you think this sounds like a good or bad idea? Tell me in the comments.