Oh, Twitter hashtags. You help me learn so much about people that maybe I never even wanted to know in the first place. This morning, Twitter was seemingly asking the question “what turns you on?” by use of the trending topic #AutomaticTurnOns. And, oh man, I knew this one was going to be good.
Luckily, I didn’t find anything super weird. Mostly it was just guys talking about how they want girls who are into sports and girls talking about how they want guys who listen and have muscular backs (?). But I did find a few gems that just needed to be shared with you guys. Check out what automatically turns these people on and then tell us – what turns you on?
Guys, black or white eyes just aren’t that cute anymore.
This one is pretty solid. Obviously, Twitter agrees.
Having a face always helps, you know.
Yeah, but… make sure you read this first. Trust me on this one.
I mean… okay. Uh, whatever floats your boat, I guess.
Ah, pizza. Melt-y cheese, crunchy crust, extra garlic… BRB.
Can’t argue with this logic.
Man, I need to start watching this show.
Well, this pretty much sums it up for me!
I’m not going to say this is sort of weird, but… okay, no, this is weird.
Good grammar = always a plus.
Um… I don’t want to know anymore.
I mean, yeah. Sure. It does do that.
WHOA, Twitter. Whoa. You really went there.
Couldn’t resist. Don’t shoot the messenger!
Which of these tweets was your favorite? What would you tweet in the hashtag #AutomaticTurnOns? What turns you on? Tell me in the comments!