10 Songs About Vaginas You Should Listen To Right Now

In news that should surprise no one, Ke$ha wrote a song about her vagina – with her mom. I mean, the girl has had sex with ghosts and drinks her own urine, so… what did you expect, really?

The song is called “Gold Trans Am” and it’s going to be her newest single (obviously). Ke$ha told Q Magazine that, “It began as a song about my car, which is a gold Trans Am and it works about 40 percent of the time. I don’t have another car because I love that one so much. But then like all great pop, it became a metaphor for something else – my p—y. My vagina is in tip-top working order. Valeted and souped-up and working 100 percent of the time.”

Okay, that was a lot more than I ever needed to know about Ke$ha, but cool, I guess? While the idea of a song about someone’s vagina might make you be like “OMG what a REBEL!” at first, I get it. But honestly guys, there are lots of songs about vaginas. So many songs that we made a list of the best! Get ready for your new favorite playlist ever – vagina songs.

 

“Gold Trans Am” by Ke$ha

Just, you know, about Ke$ha’s vagina. Notable lyrics: Come on, climb into my golden cockpit/Love you ‘till you’re seeing stars and stripes/Burning rubber on the southern highway/Gonna take you for a freedom ride/Get inside!

 

“Cherry Bomb” by The Runaways

A lovely little song about jailbait. Cherry refers to your hymen, guys. Notable lyrics: Hello Daddy, hello Mom/I’m your ch ch ch ch ch cherry bomb/Hello world I’m your wild girl/I’m your ch ch ch ch ch cherry bomb.

 

“Heart-Shaped Box” by Nirvana

This might be about Courtney Love’s vagina. Just warning ‘ya. Notable lyrics: Meat-eating orchids forgive no one just yet/Cut myself on angel hair and baby’s breath/Broken hymen of ‘Your Highness’, I’m left black/Throw down your umbilical noose so I can climb right back.

 

“Christmas Tree” by Lady Gaga

Are you honestly surprised that Lady Gaga wrote a song about her lady parts? Notable lyrics (or basically the only lyrics): Light me up put me on top, let’s/Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la/Light me up put me on top, let’s/Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la/My Christmas tree’s delicious.

 

“Custard Pie” by Led Zeppelin

Just Led Zeppelin appreciating vaginas… or something. Notable lyrics: Your custard pie, yeah, sweet and nice/When you cut it, mama, save me a slice/Your custard pie, I declare, it’s sweet and nice/I Like your custard pie/When you cut it, mama… mama, please save me a slice.

 

“Work It” by Missy Elliot

This song… I mean, you know you’ve danced to it at least once. Notable lyrics: Your girl actin’ stank then call me over/Not on the bed, lay me on your sofa/Phone before you come, I need to shave my chocha/You do or you don’t or you will or won’t ya/Go downtown and eat it like a vulture.

 

“Pink” by Aerosmith

Guys, this song is VERY catchy. You may not have even known it was about vagina. I didn’t for a very long time, because I was very naive. Notable lyrics: Pink, it’s my new obsession, yeah /Pink, it’s not even a question /Pink, on the lips of your lover /’Cause pink is the love you discover/Pink, as the bing on your cherry/Pink, ’cause you are so very/Pink, it’s the color of passion.

 

“Soft As Snow” by My Bloody Valentine

This is a very sweet song about our lady parts. Seriously, the lyrics are kind of pretty. Notable lyrics: Touch your head, then your hair/Softer, softer everywhere/Fingertips are burning/Can I touch you there/Soft as velvet eyes can see/Bring me close to ecstacy.

 

“Cola” by Lana Del Rey

Bear with me here. I can’t find a clean version of Lana Del Rey singing this, so we’ll go with a cover. Notable lyrics: My p—y tastes like Pepsi Cola/My eyes are wide like cherry pies/I gots a taste for men who’re older/It’s always been so it’s no surprise.

 

“Birthday Cake” by Rihanna ft. Chris Brown

Ugh, this song totally announced that this too got back together – obvs in the most classy way. Notable lyrics: Love the way you do when you do it like that/Show up with the stats, bring the racks on my racks/Wrap it up, wrap it up boy/While I take this bow off/Talk That Talk, yeah I know I’m such a show off/Daddy make a wish/Put this cake in your face/And it’s not even my birthday.

Which of these songs is your favorite? What did I miss? Do you think it’s empowering or weird to write a song about your vagina? Tell me in the comments. 

 

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  • Bethany

    Check our Cherry Cola by McFly..
    ‘She taste like a cherry cola’? 😉

  • Jasmine

    Uhhhh….what about Cockiness by Rihanna??

  • no one much

    What about “Map of Tasmania”?

  • pinkheart

    I never heard some of them before. I am sure there are more than just 10.

  • Kelsie

    Cookie by Chanel West Coast 🙂

  • Anna

    Pink Matter – Frank Ocean

  • A person

    i love the song by rihanna. ooo its not even her birthday but i wanna lick the icing off give it to her in the worse way. good thing the first time it happened to me it was the best and it was his first time to i gotta pro on my hands