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Taylor doesn’t look too happy about this. Source: WENN.com
She said, “If I’m gonna write songs about my exes they can write songs about me. That’s how it works. I’m not gonna complain about it. I’m not gonna sit there and say, ‘I’m the only one who can write songs about this relationship.’”
I personally think that she would be very upset if all of her exes wrote songs about her. Tay Tay seems like the kind of girl who can dish it out but can’t take it, in my humble opinion. And now that this invitation is out there for all of her exes I feel like things might get a bit messy.
In order to make things a little easier for Tay Swizzle (sorry her name allows for great abbrevs!), I’ve come up with the compilation album from her exes that you’ve been waiting for! Here are the songs that Taylor’s exes would write:
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1. “Man, I Love College Where Girls Don’t Write Songs About Me”-Brandon Borello of Tim McGraw
2. “My Dad Said You Couldn’t Drive My Truck, Sorry”-Unnamed ex-boyfriend of Picture to Burn
3. “You Never Said You Liked Me“-Drew of Teardrops On My Guitar
4. “Sorry My Cheating Gave You A Hit Song”-Sam of Should’ve Said No
5. “Camilla Belle’s Eyebrows Match Mine”-Joe Jonas
6. “Back To The Fact That We Have The Same Name”-Taylor Lautner
7. “Friend Zone”-Lucas Till co-star of You Belong With Me
8. “Dear Taylor, You Can’t Change A Womanizer Unless You Have Katy Perry’s Boobs”-John Mayer
9. “You Weren’t A Very Good Bowler”-Cory Monteith
10. “You Were Never Mine”-Toby Hemingway co-star of Mine
11. “We Were Never Ever Ever Together That Long”-Jake Gyllenhaal
12. “We Dated?”-Zac Efron
13. “It Was One Dinner”-Garret Hedlund
14. “I Don’t Do Long Distance, Love”-Eddie Redmayne
15. “Two Blondes Don’t Make A Right”-Chord Overstreet
16. “You Cared More About My Mom Than Me”-Conor Kennedy
17. “Our Contract Was Up”-Harry Styles
Bonus Tracks:
18. “Please Don’t Call Me Maybe”-Sam Fox, Michael J. Fox’s son
19. “Just Because We’re Touring Doesn’t Mean We’re Dating”-Ed Sheeran
Did I miss anyone?
What do you think Taylor’s exes would say in a song about her? Do you think she’d really be okay with it? Tell me in the comments!
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Quite frankly, I feel that Taylor Swift has a strong inclination to using her music as therapy for her heartache. This isn’t necessarily a bad thing, but it makes her look overly love sick and bitter when she does it to an extreme extent. I realize that life experiences make for great songs. But the media is strongly involved in her love life, therefore everyone knows who she’s referring to in her lyrics.
Stephen from hey stephen.
Haha! Best post ever!
How about “It Really Wasn’t That Enchanting to Meet You”- Adam Young of Owl City
No i totally agree because dont get me wrong shes talented but, the real reason she’s famous? Her completely unnecessary diggs on her exes. Yes maybe she had many bad experiences but I don’t see why she can’t be mature about it rather than blatantly writes about her exes in her songs. She is the kind of person who gets bitter very fast so if someone wrote a song about her. The whole world would know and she would through a tantrum because that’s what she does.
Getting really sick of you bashing Taylor Swift. You really need to grow up.
Ikr? I’m not a fan,but seriously. It’s tiring. And annoying. I’m pretty this sight was supposed to help us, not bring us down.
Lol this has to happen!!!
Lol!!
Lmao, “We Dated?”
I would totally listen to this.
Lol me 2!
I love this post! Made me laugh!