Alright, ladies. A few weeks back we gave you some pretty helpful tips on how to talk dirty. I know what you’re thinking, though. Isn’t there a way to make this process even simpler? Hey, I don’t blame you. I love finding the easiest way to do anything.
When it comes to talking dirty, you want to get your point across to your partner so that you’re on the same page. At the same time, you don’t want it to take so much effort that it is stressing you out. These eight tips will (okay… might?) set the mood and make talking dirty totally easy without mixing up your message (well, maybe…). Let’s take a look:
Set The MoodSet an environment that really captures the spirit of "dirty." Maybe some old laundry strewn about, a few old dinner plates - if you really want to go big, a bag of garbage that needs to get taken out to the curb would be the crown jewel. If the environment is dirty, it should be even easier to get in that dirty talk mindset. Source: Shutterstock.com
Read Each Other's MindDuring your next date, practice reading each other's minds. Once you develop telepathy, you'll never actually have to say your dirty talk out loud, because your partner can just read your thoughts. One less thing for you to worry about! You'll probably be able to develop this skill in an afternoon, yeah? Source: Shutterstock.com
Give Out Lots Of ComplimentsOne talking dirty tip we originally gave was to hand out some compliments, but sometimes it can take a while to craft the perfect compliment. However, it's pretty easy to think of all the things that are awesome about yourself, so just focus all your compliments on you! Source: Shutterstock.com
Whisper Your WordsAnother tip was to remind you that sometimes talking in a whisper is more intimate. How do you make this a lazy tip? It doesn't even matter what you say as long as it is in that whisper tone! You may just be muffling some random words under your breath, but your partner will probably find it mysterious and alluring (even if you just said "I need to go to the grocery store later"). Source: Shutterstock.com
Variety Is KeyTo be really clear, brush up on some synonyms for the word "dirty." Here, I've got a few right here: grimy, unwashed, foul, icky… Okay, so maybe those aren't exactly right for the context, but feel free to use those in the moment for some very literal "dirty talk." Source: Shutterstock.com
Try Another LanguageIf you feel uncomfortable voicing dirty talk, maybe it would help to do it in another language. Luckily, there's a perfect one for you: Pig Latin! You know, pigs roll in mud, mud is dirty, so by that logic, Pig Latin is perfect for talking dirty. Plus, doesn't everyone know how to speak Pig Latin pretty fluently? There shouldn't be any risk of your partner getting confused. Source: Shutterstock.com
Make A NoteFeel like you can think of a lot to say, but not in the moment? Just write down all your dirty talk lines on individual notes and toss them in a bowl. During your hookup, just point to the pile. Yeah, you'll have to take a quick pause so your partner can pick and read a dirty talk note, but hey, at least you're off the hook for ever having to come up with things on the spot! What you'll "say" each time will even be a surprise to you! Source: Shutterstock.com
Turn To HollywoodActors get pro screenwriters to come up with all their lines for them, so just "borrow" a little from the movie world by recording the dialogue from some of your favorite talking dirty movie scenes on your phone. All you have to do is press play, and BAM you have a whole soundtrack filled with professionally scripted dirty talk for you to pass off as your own. No extra effort on your part! Source: Shutterstock.com
How do you think these talking dirty tips would work out? Tell us in the comments!