What Really Happens When You’re Horny

When you're horny, you need the best of the best to stay turned on! | Source: ShutterStock

When you’re horny, you need the best of the best to stay turned on! | Source: ShutterStock


You know how it seems like horny guys will take whoever they can get, but you’re a lot pickier when it comes to dudes you want to do it with and don’t get turned on so easily? It turns out, that’s actually true.

A new study says that when guys are horny, literally any female with a pulse is fair game to bone. In fact, the hornier a guy is, the lower his standards are . . . which explains why a lot of guys downgrade when you don’t put out. (Or maybe that’s just me, but whatever.) However, women are the opposite: When we want to hit it and quit it, we want the guy to be really, really hot–and we get even pickier than we would be normally.

Here’s how it worked: Researchers showed videos of people talking about their lives and relationships to a bunch of volunteers, who had to rate them on an attractiveness scale. Later, researchers gave a bunch of surveys to different volunteers, and these surveys asked questions about how much, how often and how regularly the volunteers wanted or had sex, and how much they enjoyed it. (Are you following? I know it’s a little confusing!)

Okay, got all that?

So. The guys who rated themselves as being horny the most and the most often found even the videos that others deemed fug to be really, really attractive. The girls who said they were horny all the time? They were turned on most by the really strapping, masculine, sexy Chris Hemsworth types. (No arguments here.)

Experts think this is because guys are designed to just mate, mate, mate and procreate as much as they can–while girls, who generally have to rear and raise the babies, tend to seek out dudes who looks strong and like they have good genes, that way even if he runs off to breed elsewhere, at least the kid would be goodlooking and healthy. Keep in mind: This is all an evolutionary thing, so if your guy is highly evolved–like he should be–you shouldn’t have to worry about him getting horny and humping everything that moves.

But we totally support you still being picky!

Do you think horny guys will really get turned on by anyone and anything? Do you get pickier with dudes when you’re horny? Tell us in the comments!

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5 Comments

  1. avatar sophia says:

    well i just think some, athletic guys are nice i have no room to talk because i am athletic i just am geek and i am single too really i think that athletic guys are nice

  2. avatar Kaitlin Adams says:

    I don’t know, guys with huge muscles kind of gross me out. I go for the skinny, tall, lanky-type dudes (or also called nerds…) and stuff…But that’s just me. I like the nerdy, lanky type that have never been to a gym…ever. But at least he has a flat stomach…

    • avatar Tea says:

      I like that type of guys, too. The athletic type just seem like jerks and sexists.

      • avatar John says:

        if you generalize all athletic guys as jerks and sexists, then your’e sexist and jerk . I like sport so I have athletic body but I’m shy and not a jerk and not sexist. Comments by women like this that generalize all fit men are jerks often hurt me

    • avatar jordan says:

      Me 2 ..I love my nerd

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