How Big Is He? This App Tells You A Guy’s Penis Size

penis sizeIt’s happened to all of us: you see a cute guy and you can’t help but wonder about his penis size. What?! It’s totally normal to be curious about the human body! Sheesh.

If you’re curious about how big a guy’s penis is and you have an Android phone, you’re in luck. Because guess what? There’s an app for that. Sigh. I feel like lately, I can say that phrase about pretty much anything.

The app is called The Predicktor (we see what you did there!) and it does exactly what it sounds like: accurately predicks (hehe… couldn’t resist) the penis size of a dude. But don’t get it twisted – this app wasn’t created for curious women who want something to gossip about. It was actually made for dudes. While they can figure out their penis size on their own (I hope), guys apparently spend a lot of time wondering if their penis size is “normal” or not. This app allows them to compare the size of other guys so they can see where they stand. Um… okay.

Here’s how it works: you enter the subject’s height, sexual orientation and finger length into the app and then it uses all kinds of “scientific data” to figure out how big his erect penis is. Am I the only seriously doubting this? First of all, I always thought that the finger/shoe thing was a myth. Second of all, how exactly do you get a dude’s finger length? Go up to him and say, “Hey, mind if I measure your finger? Why? Oh, no reason. Thanks.” I feel like that wouldn’t go over too well.

Also, since when does your sexual orientation affect your penis size? I’m sorry, where exactly is this scientific data coming from?

According to the website and creator, the app isn’t really supposed to be 100 percent accurate. It’s just supposed to give dudes an idea of all the different sizes out there and “soothe the penis-related insecurity, anxiety or dissatisfaction” men are dealing with. Whoa. Honestly, guys, I had no idea penis size was this big of a deal for dudes. Also, if it’s not accurate, how exactly is it supposed to soothe their worries? Oh, and if you’re constantly spending time wondering how big other junk is, wouldn’t that make you more obsessive about it rather than making things better?

I’m going to have to say this app is a sham… I probably wouldn’t waste $3 on it. But hey, this commercial for The Predicktor makes it all worth it. I mean… I can’t explain it. You need to watch it for yourself.

Would you download this app? Do you ever wonder about penis size? How much do you really care about penis size? Tell us in the comments.


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  • Bryan

    Lol I would test it out but they don’t make it for iphone. I could never see a guy downloading this app & measuring another dude’s finger haha. All you need to know is that 6 or so is average (in the US at least)…bust out the ruler and there you go.

    I have often wondered if girls guess a guy’s dick size when they see or meet a cute guy. Do girls check out guys’ bulges too? Haha. I do know that height for sure has a lot to do with size…most taller guys have a big schlong (like me..not bragging, just saying). It just makes sense.

    Are there any apps like this for iphone? I’d like to try one just to see how accurate they are lol.

  • nellie

    bakerychaz are you a guy.i think it’s intresting to know do any of you know how big robert pattinson is?.if so please tell me.

  • chingquars

    Lol. Funny video.

  • pinkheart

    Ha Ha the app is for the guys. But I still have to see it. My girlfriends and I are going to have fun with this app at our next party.

    Gurl, To Answer your questions:

    I think it would be fun to download the app and go over it with my friends. Some of us are more interested and talk more about a guys penis size, so it would fun to look at it at our next sleepover or get together.

    Yes, I sometimes think about a cute guys penis size. It isnt the first thing that comes to my mind but when I start thinking about sex or his attractiveness it always pops in my head.

    I dont care about penis size as much as some of my friends. And when it comes to guys I know, it seems they are more concerned or talk about it openly. But when I am with my friends we often discuss about our bfs bodies and their penises.

  • Eryx

    WTF o.O

  • bakerychaz

    Geez, WHY is penis size so “important” in society?!?!!?!?!?!? I get so sick of it.