10 Things Not To Say After A Hookup

If you’ve just hooked up with someone who isn’t your long-term boyfriend, the moments right after a hookup can be sort of tricky. Once the passion dies down and you guys are just laying next to each other, semi embarrassed over what just happened, conversation doesn’t always flow so easily. What are you supposed to say? Are you supposed to just cuddle and not talk? Or are you supposed to compliment him? UGH!

One thing’s for sure: you should absolutely not say these 10 things. Saying any of the things in the list we’ve compiled below is either going to a) offend the dude, b) make him think you’re a little crazy or c) both of the above. So, to sidestep any awkward situations, we’ve put together a list of what not to say after sex:

Have you ever said any of these things? What did we miss? What’s the worst thing a guy has ever said to you after sex? Tell us in the comments!


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  • What this basically means is that it’s better to play it cool. Sometimes, silence is golden and savoring the moment after the deed keeps things from getting awkward.

  • Jeannie Racano

    I was looking for what to say after sex. I came across this article through the link that says “What to say after sex, how to talk to a guy” which led me here. Why is the article under the opposite link on google?!?!

  • Chloej583

    The cheddar cheese comment made my day. Lol

  • bakerychaz

    The cheddar cheese one was weird… 😛