Reader Hookup Confession: Bird Poop Ruined My First Kiss

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There’s this guy in my school who I’ve liked for a really long time. When he asked me out on a date, I was super excited. He had me choose where to go, and since I’m kind of obsessed with birds, I figured what better place to go than the park on our first date?

While we were there, I was feeding the birds and trying to look as cute and smoochable as possible. Everything was going great! He took me over to this cute little pond surrounded by trees and it was super romantic.

As he got closer, I started prepping myself for the big kiss. We looked into each other’s eyes, edged even closer and then… I felt something warm in my hair. I screamed and jumped and he burst out laughing when he realized it was bird poop. I was mortified and it was so disgusting. We’re still dating, but we tend to avoid the park now.

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  • ameika

    Holy CRAP!!! pun intended….seriously, that must have been soooo embarassing but he must be a great guy if you guys are still dating