Did Taylor Swift And Harry Styles Break Up Because Of His… Penis?!

Harry Styles uncircumcised penis

Source: WENN.com

Since Harry Styles and Taylor Swift’s whirlwind relationship ended, rumors have been flying through the Internet like crazy about what went wrong. And despite the fact that I’m not a fan of Taylor and I prefer Zayn Malik over Harry, I can’t help but pay attention to these crazy theories. But guys, this latest one takes the cake.

Did Taylor and Harry break up because Harry kisses like a snail? Nope. Did they end things because Taylor is a prude and loves to go shopping for antiques? Nah, that’s silly. Are they over because Taylor needs a new breakup song? Honestly, probably. Or did they call it quits because Harry is pursuing his true love, Gurl writer Jess Sager? Actually, yes. 

JK. No to all of those. According to the National Enquirer, Taylor and Harry split because Taylor didn’t like Harry’s uncircumcised penis and he was really sick of hearing her complain about it. Take a moment. Let that sentence sink in.

According to their source who is apparently close to Harry, “Taylor didn’t like the fact that English-born Harry was not circumcised – she even suggested he undergo surgery! Harry made it clear he had no intention of changing anything. He asked her not to mention it again. But Taylor never missed the chance to poke fun or make a comments. At first, Harry just rolled his eyes and tried to ignore her, but the final straw came when she suggested once again that he get… snipped!”

I hope you’re not taking that seriously because a) it’s from the National Enquirer, and I don’t want to be mean, but let’s be real here, and b) it’s just insane. I mean, can I see Taylor Swift dumping someone over their uncircumcised penis? Yeah, kind of. But that’s not the point because I still don’t believe this ridiculous rumor.

That being said, can we stop trying to analyze this very short relationship now? It’s been fun and all, but I think now that we’ve heard this, we can all stop. The fact is, no one knows what happened to Tay-Tay and Harry except for the two of them. We can theorize all we want (personally, I think the whole thing was a PR stunt, but I digress), but they’re obviously not going to spill on the deets right now. And if the details had something to do with Harry Styles’ penis? I feel like that would probably be kept a secret.

Do you believe this rumor? Why do you think Taylor and Harry broke up? Are you sick of hearing about them too? Tell me in the comments.

Did Taylor Swift deserve this major diss?

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  • kirsty derozairo

    don’t believe these rumours they’re crap! honestly this ‘close source’ has honestly nothing to do with their life.

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  • Popadom101

    National Enquirer is all bull. Stick to the fashion pieces, yeah?

  • ashley

    ugh i totally agree with the last paragraph! this relationship lasted less than a month, so why do people care so much why it ended?! it was obviously just a “fling”, and frankly, its no ones business! gosh!

  • Jillian

    I love how celebrities put their lives out there, so desperate for attention. I mean, talking about a guy’s junk? Really? Put a condom on then.