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In case you’ve lost track of the date, I’m here to remind you that the Super Bowl is happening on Sunday. Now, even if you don’t have strong feelings about this year’s San Francisco 49ers vs. Baltimore Ravens matchup, there’s still a lot to look forward to: the commercials, Alicia Keys singing “The Star-Spangled Banner,” Beyoncé’s halftime show and obviously a gazillion snacks!
Okay, if you still don’t like the sound of any of those things, you may get annoyed when all of your friends are super excited about the game. What better way to make yourself feel better than spoiling their fun?! Here’s eight ways to ruin a Super Bowl party (I mean, perhaps the better thing to do would be to still try to be a good guest and avoid doing these things entirely, but you know, your choice)!
Make Your BF Hate It, Too!
Hey, you don't really want to be at this Super Bowl party, so why should your boyfriend be enjoying himself?! It's not like the Super Bowl comes around only once a year (oh, wait...). Anyway, starting a fight with your boyfriend before the game starts is a great way to make sure he hates being at the party as much as you do. Source: Shutterstock.comBring Terrible Snacks...
Instead of bringing a fun Super Bowl snack to share, use the party as an opportunity to pull out whatever leftovers have been lurking in the back of your fridge. Not sure what is in this pot here, but I'm going to bring it so everyone else can deal with it! Source: Shutterstock.com...Then Steal Everyone Else's
Take the chip bowl for yourself and eat right over it so your mouth crumbs lay claim to the bowl. Do the same with any type of hummus or french onion dip laying about by totally participating in as much double (triple? quadruple?) dipping as you like. Now all the food is yours! Source: Shutterstock.comCheck What Else Is On
Grab the remote to "just check" what else is going on tonight on the TV. There must be some good Say Yes To Dress re-runs on that some people may not have seen! Source: Shutterstock.comTalk Over Everyone...
It's Sunday night, so don't let that stop you from having your usual gabfest with your mom or BFF. You're not ashamed of your conversations, so no need to leave the room. Just keep talking over the game and the commercials (everyone gets equal interruption!). Source: Shutterstock.com...But Also Be The Noise Police
If people start cheering, be on the front lines to shush them back to an appropriate level. Hey, you're just trying to create a calm environment! Isn't that what everybody wants at a sports-related party? Source: Shutterstock.comCelebrate All Other Sports
The whole day is dedicated to football, so it only seems fair to talk about all the other sports out there and give them attention. Did you know that "football" in England means "soccer?" This seems like the most appropriate time to talk about this. You've even worn a soccer jersey to make your point! Source: Shutterstock.comThe Game's Not Over, But The Party Is
If your family or roommates are hosting the Super Bowl party, kick everyone out at least before the fourth quarter starts. Those games don't end until way too late, and you need your beauty sleep! They can just read about the final score tomorrow in the paper or something. Source: Shutterstock.comAre you attending a Super Bowl party this year? Who do you want to win the Super Bowl? Tell me in the comments!
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I plan to constantly make baseball related comments and watch the Puppy Bowl! This is how I do it EVERY year. This year Im gonna kick it up a notch my constantly pointing out why football is barbaric and I HATE it! WOOT! Gonna be like valentines day, but less depressing!
oh my god, I LOVE the Puppy Bowl! I always record it.