I think I’d be a lot cooler today if I had badges for all the awesome stuff I did. There are so many things we do that deserve visual proof. Well, Demeritwear has created some badges that are perfect for the grown-up Girl Scout. Their missions is to create “irreverent and funny merit badges about the outdoors to create a new brand for the less accomplished among us.”
Falling Asleep In Class
Sometimes you just can't stay awake. Sometimes it happens several times in the same day. Fall asleep 5 times to earn this Demerit Badge.
Avoiding Eye Contact With Your Crush
Instead of smiling or talking to him you just totally ignore him. Because that's the right way to get his attention.
Cutting Your Own Hair And Failing
You tried to be trendy and give yourself bangs, but now you look like you got in a fight with a lawnmower.
Falling In Public
Fall down the stairs, fall up the stairs, fall in the hallway. Trip and embarrass yourself 10 times for this badge!
Doing The Wrong Homework Assignment
You thought you had Biology homework? Nope! You had Math and English. At least you're ahead in Bio now.
Being Late For Curfew
Your parents wanted you home by 11, but you come rolling in at 12:30. Now you're grounded and have to go antiquing with Mom this weekend.
Mindlessly Using Tumblr & Facebook Instead Of Doing Homework
You're a really good procrastinator, you deserve this badge!
Spending Your Entire Allowance
Shopping habits die hard, okay? Your parents just gave you your allowance, but you've used it up in a week and now you can't go to the movies with your girls.
Sleeping Through Your Alarm
You just hit snooze once, but now it's 8:00 am and you're late for school.
Getting Rejected By Your Crush
You asked him to hang out, but he said no because he likes that girl from your French class. UGH. Bonus badge if you try to kiss him.
What Demerit Badges would you like to see? Would you earn any of these? Tell me in the comments!