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I attend university in Boston, but I come from a very conservative homeland. Luckily, I met a great guy four years ago who treats me with respect and shares my odd sense of humor.
This year, he insisted on coming back with me for two weeks to meet my huge family. My parents hated the idea, but they lost their aggression and even started to like him by the second week. Of course, he was in the guest room, and I was in with my sisters so we were incredibly horny, especially since we hadn’t seen each other since school finished.
We were never alone, but eventually my parents and siblings went to a friend’s wedding, and we had the house to ourselves. Things got steamy, and we ended up using handcuffs. Suddenly we heard the front door opening. My brother was back!
My boyfriend shoved me in a cabinet, took some keys off the shelf and locked me in. He lied and said I was at a friend’s house. My brother seemed to believe him, but my brother said, “Dad sent me back to get his spare keys, he lost the originals at the ceremony.” My brother snatched the keys, which included the one to the cabinet, and left!
For almost an hour, we panicked, trying to get me (handcuffed) out of the cabinet without a key. We ended up unhinging the door and repairing it as quickly as possible. My family came home and suspected nothing until my sister went into the living room and noticed a box of condoms on the table. Needless to say, my boyfriend will not be invited to stay again!
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