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Taylor Swift says a Harry Styles kiss felt like there was a snail in her mouth! | Source: WENN
According to a certain Taylor Swift, a Harry Styles kiss feels like having a slug in your mouth. What?!
Apparently Taylor has been badmouthing Harry since they split up, saying he has no idea what he’s doing when it comes to lip locking. One of her pals said that Tay swears Hazza “kissed like a snail. Eventually Taylor found it hard not to be grossed out.” Eek!
Could it be that even though he has women throwing themselves at him, that Harry Styles needs kissing practice? I’m not sure because for as bad a kisser as T-Swizzle says that Harry was, she didn’t seem to mind making out with him all the time.
His pals insist that Taylor was too prude for him. One of Harry’s mates said that he was “telling friends Taylor was asexual and wouldn’t let him do anything. She acted really sexy at first, but once she hooked up with him, she only wanted to kiss.”
Oof. We don’t blame Taylor for moving at her own pace, but it’s hard to tell if she was reluctant to go beyond making out because she just enjoyed it so much–or if he was so terrible at that that she worried he’d be terrible at everything else beyond it, too. And if he just didn’t want to wait for her, then she was smart to kiss him goodbye. Even if it felt like a mollusk in her mouth.
Still, if anyone wants to help Harry Styles kiss properly, take a number. The line starts behind me.
Would you want to help Harry Styles kiss better? Do you think Taylor Swift is just bitter about the Haylor split or that Harry Styles really can’t kiss at all? Do you have any bad kisser stories? Tell us in the comments!
I bet the worst Harry Styles kiss is still better than the ones I got from this guy!
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i dont care if he is a bad kisser so what it just makes him cuter coz you get to teach him wich means more kissing better right? people who call themselves directioners and are making fun of harry you are going to say goodbye to everyone you got that non directioners you are dead i mean it now people lets get this big and clear LEAVE HARRY STYLES ALONE!!!!!!! you got that you better have i dont like to be mean but i have to when i have to, if i did it to my teacher who is young and really strict and i did not care WATCH OUT PEOPLE!!!
Taylor swift appears to be waiting for marriage. Good for her.
Harry Styles is not attractive. Harry Styles looks like a child.
oh wow Ur crazy !!!!.He is so hot like off the charts sexy. maybe u have a bad taste in guys!
in fact he is humble a great singer and he is super funny. IN fact 1D is all of the things i just described. AND BTW HE IS MY FUTURE HUSBAND SO SHUT THE FRONT DOOR.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Taylor really needs to stop bad mouthing him, I mean even if he is a bad kisser it doesn’t shed a very good light on her by her running and telling everyone on gods green earth. Some things just need to stay private.
I’m willing to go behind you! It’s Harry Styles! She doesn’t have to be picky unless you’re Taylor Swift
harry is the bomb i want him and i bet he dosn’t kiss like a snail that Taylor bit ch
I TOTES agree he is amazing and to prove it in the latest J fourteen magazine he was voted hottest boy. soo any girl that bad mouths him is a total bitch. or is gay
Why do girls like this boy??? Whyyyyyy?
It just sounds like Taylor was bashing an ex to me. I don’t know who broke up with whom, but that’s what it sounds like to me. Of course, I can’t personally say whether or not Harry is a bad kisser, but even if she thinks that it is true, she shouldn’t have said that publicly. That was immaturity on her part.