According to a certain Taylor Swift, a Harry Styles kiss feels like having a slug in your mouth. What?!
Apparently Taylor has been badmouthing Harry since they split up, saying he has no idea what he’s doing when it comes to lip locking. One of her pals said that Tay swears Hazza “kissed like a snail. Eventually Taylor found it hard not to be grossed out.” Eek!
Could it be that even though he has women throwing themselves at him, that Harry Styles needs kissing practice? I’m not sure because for as bad a kisser as T-Swizzle says that Harry was, she didn’t seem to mind making out with him all the time.
His pals insist that Taylor was too prude for him. One of Harry’s mates said that he was “telling friends Taylor was asexual and wouldn’t let him do anything. She acted really sexy at first, but once she hooked up with him, she only wanted to kiss.”
Oof. We don’t blame Taylor for moving at her own pace, but it’s hard to tell if she was reluctant to go beyond making out because she just enjoyed it so much–or if he was so terrible at that that she worried he’d be terrible at everything else beyond it, too. And if he just didn’t want to wait for her, then she was smart to kiss him goodbye. Even if it felt like a mollusk in her mouth.
Still, if anyone wants to help Harry Styles kiss properly, take a number. The line starts behind me.
Would you want to help Harry Styles kiss better? Do you think Taylor Swift is just bitter about the Haylor split or that Harry Styles really can’t kiss at all? Do you have any bad kisser stories? Tell us in the comments!