Survey: Totally Awkward Moments

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I have a very awkward life. I’m not even ashamed of it. I don’t know why, but I guess I’m just a generally awkward person. And, whatever. I’m usually not embarrassed by the messes I get myself into or by the sometimes totally weird things that come out of my mouth. If anything, they make a great story to tell my friends and coworkers.

But I want to know about your awkward moments. Every week, we write about the embarrassing hookup confessions you guys send in, and it’s literally my favorite part of the week. I want to know about more awkward and embarrassing moments in your lives! So fill out our new survey and fill us in… just copy and paste these questions into the comments:

 

1. First off, how old are you?

2. Would you call yourself an awkward person?

3. What was the last really embarrassing thing that happened to you?

4. When was the last time you said something that came out totally weird?

5. What’s the hands down most awkward thing you’ve ever done?

6. How often do you embarrass yourself on a weekly basis?

7. Have you ever embarrassed yourself in front of a guy or a crush?

8. Have you ever embarrassed yourself in front of a huge group of people?

9. Do you think you’re awkward when you first meet people?

10. What’s your own embarrassing/awkward hookup confession?

11. When and where do you feel the most awkward?

12. Describe the most awkward date you’ve ever been on.

13. Have you ever fallen in front of people?

14. Have you ever walked into anything?

15. Have you ever failed at flirting?

16. Do you tell your friends about all of your awkward and embarrassing moments?

17. How are you at giving presentations in front of a class?

18. Have you ever been involved in a really awkward breakup?

19. What’s the weirdest thing anyone has ever said to you?

20. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever said to anyone?

 

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  • flaxy

    1. First off, how old are you?
    17!

    2. Would you call yourself an awkward person?
    Yes 😀 sometimes.

    3. What was the last really embarrassing thing that happened to you?
    It happens all the time.. i dont know… I say weird things

    4. When was the last time you said something that came out totally weird?
    Today

    5. What’s the hands down most awkward thing you’ve ever done?
    Farted loudly in front of a big crowd.

    6. How often do you embarrass yourself on a weekly basis?
    Almost every other day 😀

    7. Have you ever embarrassed yourself in front of a guy or a crush?
    Yes

    8. Have you ever embarrassed yourself in front of a huge group of people?
    Yes!

    9. Do you think you’re awkward when you first meet people?
    Yes!

    10. What’s your own embarrassing/awkward hookup confession?
    I wanted to kiss my crush and she gave me a tip after a minute of kissing 😀 Although it was her first kiss ever

    11. When and where do you feel the most awkward?
    In front of big groups of people or important people; where, um, at school or sometimes at parties (but I love them)

    12. Describe the most awkward date you’ve ever been on.
    I don’t have one 😀

    13. Have you ever fallen in front of people?
    It was minor, but yeah

    14. Have you ever walked into anything?
    Yup, i think so

    15. Have you ever failed at flirting?
    Happens all the time, but they think it’s cute, so 😀 not really a failure hahaha

    16. Do you tell your friends about all of your awkward and embarrassing moments?
    Yes

    17. How are you at giving presentations in front of a class?
    Not so well… but I can manage good after all. I keep it inside.

    18. Have you ever been involved in a really awkward breakup?
    No.

    19. What’s the weirdest thing anyone has ever said to you?
    I really don’t remember, there are plenty of things.

    20. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever said to anyone?
    Too many…

  • Liz

    1. First off, how old are you?
    15

    2. Would you call yourself an awkward person?
    yes
    3. What was the last really embarrassing thing that happened to you?
    i walked into class late on the first day of high school and everyone was staring at my and laughing

    4. When was the last time you said something that came out totally weird?
    i cant even remember!

    5. What’s the hands down most awkward thing you’ve ever done?
    i told a male teacher that i needed to go the bathroom due to “female issues”
    6. How often do you embarrass yourself on a weekly basis?
    idk, like all the time!
    7. Have you ever embarrassed yourself in front of a guy or a crush?
    yes!
    8. Have you ever embarrassed yourself in front of a huge group of people?
    yes!

    9. Do you think you’re awkward when you first meet people?
    sometimes

    10. What’s your own embarrassing/awkward hookup confession?
    i’ve never hooked up with anyone :(

    11. When and where do you feel the most awkward?
    when i’m presenting in front of the class

    12. Describe the most awkward date you’ve ever been on.
    havent been on a date :(

    13. Have you ever fallen in front of people?
    no
    14. Have you ever walked into anything?
    a couple months ago i walked right into a door

    15. Have you ever failed at flirting?
    yes!

    16. Do you tell your friends about all of your awkward and embarrassing moments?
    sometimes
    17. How are you at giving presentations in front of a class?
    i’m really twitchy and nervous

    18. Have you ever been involved in a really awkward breakup?
    i’ve never had a bf!

    19. What’s the weirdest thing anyone has ever said to you?
    i dont remember!

    20. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever said to anyone?
    me and my friend were sitting at a table full of guys and i said “i wanna play the penis game!”

  • Claire

    1. First off, how old are you?
    16
    2. Would you call yourself an awkward person?
    yeah i guess so
    3. What was the last really embarrassing thing that happened to you?
    Crying at prom
    4. When was the last time you said something that came out totally weird?
    today i have a daily occurrence of that
    5. What’s the hands down most awkward thing you’ve ever done?
    sung in a group in year 7 x factor when none of us could sing (we got to the final)
    6. How often do you embarrass yourself on a weekly basis?
    quite a lot but most of the time i dont care
    7. Have you ever embarrassed yourself in front of a guy or a crush?
    yeah loads but i dont care its who i am
    8. Have you ever embarrassed yourself in front of a huge group of people?
    yes but again i dont normally care
    9. Do you think you’re awkward when you first meet people?
    yes
    10. What’s your own embarrassing/awkward hookup confession?
    i sneezed and snot went on his cheek
    11. When and where do you feel the most awkward?
    around new people
    12. Describe the most awkward date you’ve ever been on.
    my first date sitting in silence
    13. Have you ever fallen in front of people?
    yes loads
    14. Have you ever walked into anything?
    yes quite a bit
    15. Have you ever failed at flirting?
    no i dont try to as i know im no good at it
    16. Do you tell your friends about all of your awkward and embarrassing moments?
    not all of them they are normally there anyway
    17. How are you at giving presentations in front of a class?
    awkward i stutter and pause loads
    18. Have you ever been involved in a really awkward breakup?
    no havent broken up with anyone yet
    19. What’s the weirdest thing anyone has ever said to you?
    your not normal are you?
    20. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever said to anyone?
    we are not going to cardiff

  • sweetassTaylor

    1. First off, how old are you? 12

    2. Would you call yourself an awkward person? I guess…

    3. What was the last really embarrassing thing that happened to you? I bent down and flashed my underwear to the guy I like.

    4. When was the last time you said something that came out totally weird? Yesterday

    5. What’s the hands down most awkward thing you’ve ever done? Flashed someone my whole butt

    6. How often do you embarrass yourself on a weekly basis? I don’t keep track…

    7. Have you ever embarrassed yourself in front of a guy or a crush?Yes

    8. Have you ever embarrassed yourself in front of a huge group of people?Yes

    9. Do you think you’re awkward when you first meet people? YES

    10. What’s your own embarrassing/awkward hookup confession?im a virgin

    11. When and where do you feel the most awkward?at school with the popular bitches/pretty people/smart people/older teens.

    12. Describe the most awkward date you’ve ever been on. …..never been on one.

    13. Have you ever fallen in front of people? Yes

    14. Have you ever walked into anything?yes

    15. Have you ever failed at flirting?yes

    16. Do you tell your friends about all of your awkward and embarrassing moments?i try to avoid it.
    17. How are you at giving presentations in front of a class?brilliant.

    18. Have you ever been involved in a really awkward breakup?yes

    19. What’s the weirdest thing anyone has ever said to you?their mom wants my boons

    20. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever said t anyone? I, glad you cut your afro

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  • Josefine

    1. First off, how old are you? 16

    2. Would you call yourself an awkward person? No

    3. What was the last really embarrassing thing that happened to you? Don’t really remember

    4. When was the last time you said something that came out totally weird? A few days ago

    5. What’s the hands down most awkward thing you’ve ever done? I once spanked a stranger in the butt and it was at a swimming pool…

    6. How often do you embarrass yourself on a weekly basis? Not so often

    7. Have you ever embarrassed yourself in front of a guy or a crush? No

    8. Have you ever embarrassed yourself in front of a huge group of people? Yes, I was drinking soda and a person said something funny so I started coughing and the soda went everywhere..

    9. Do you think you’re awkward when you first meet people? No

    10. What’s your own embarrassing/awkward hookup confession? I made out with a guy and things had gotten a little too far… and then two days later I met him down at the gym and we had never talked together before so things got really awkward between us..

    11. When and where do you feel the most awkward? At people I don’t know well homes

    12. Describe the most awkward date you’ve ever been on. I’ve never had an awkward date

    13. Have you ever fallen in front of people? Yes down a stair in heels and everyone was looking-.-

    14. Have you ever walked into anything? Yes a door and a lamppost

    15. Have you ever failed at flirting? No

    16. Do you tell your friends about all of your awkward and embarrassing moments? Most of them

    17. How are you at giving presentations in front of a class? I’m okay, but I get red spots on my chest and neck :(

    18. Have you ever been involved in a really awkward breakup? Not really

    19. What’s the weirdest thing anyone has ever said to you? That I was wearing a nice dress… but I was wearing pants… little bit weird

    20. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever said to anyone? I said to my mom: Say hi to my granddad… he’s dead…

  • animperfectteen

    1. First off, how old are you? 15

    2. Would you call yourself an awkward person? No

    3. What was the last really embarrassing thing that happened to you? Um nipple slip :L

    4. When was the last time you said something that came out totally weird? Um haha today i was like Are u hard? instead of is it hard? (meaning the volleyball)

    5. What’s the hands down most awkward thing you’ve ever done? Kinda hug someone random by accident…she looked like my friend :L

    6. How often do you embarrass yourself on a weekly basis? A lot just to be funny tho 😀

    7. Have you ever embarrassed yourself in front of a guy or a crush? Yes today

    8. Have you ever embarrassed yourself in front of a huge group of people? Yes all the time

    9. Do you think you’re awkward when you first meet people? No I’m deffs outgoing

    10. What’s your own embarrassing/awkward hookup confession? This guy was slowly putting his hand up my shirt and when he grabbed my boob i stopped bit his lip and started laughing

    11. When and where do you feel the most awkward? idunno

    12. Describe the most awkward date you’ve ever been on. Um… ?

    13. Have you ever fallen in front of people? Yes

    14. Have you ever walked into anything? Yes a pole

    15. Have you ever failed at flirting? No

    16. Do you tell your friends about all of your awkward and embarrassing moments? Yes of course

    17. How are you at giving presentations in front of a class? Good but once i said “Where is it?” My speech into the mike without realising it at a formal parade infront of 600 kids

    18. Have you ever been involved in a really awkward breakup? No

    19. What’s the weirdest thing anyone has ever said to you? I wanked over you…Um okay nice to know :L

    20. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever said to anyone? I’m wet 😉

  • 734marshall

    1. First off, how old are you? umm ahh ummm ahhhh ummmm

    2. Would you call yourself an awkward person? yup

    3. What was the last really embarrassing thing that happened to you? i dont remember

    4. When was the last time you said something that came out totally weird? lol i dont remember

    5. What’s the hands down most awkward thing you’ve ever done? O_O idk

    6. How often do you embarrass yourself on a weekly basis? lol alot thats why i dont know

    7. Have you ever embarrassed yourself in front of a guy or a crush? yes -__-

    8. Have you ever embarrassed yourself in front of a huge group of people? yes -__-

    9. Do you think you’re awkward when you first meet people? kind of

    10. What’s your own embarrassing/awkward hookup confession? O_O?

    11. When and where do you feel the most awkward? around my crush..in school

    12. Describe the most awkward date you’ve ever been on. lol lol lol lol

    13. Have you ever fallen in front of people? lol yes

    14. Have you ever walked into anything? many many many many times

    15. Have you ever failed at flirting? lol i dont flirt

    16. Do you tell your friends about all of your awkward and embarrassing moments? yes

    17. How are you at giving presentations in front of a class? good i crack a few people up :0

    18. Have you ever been involved in a really awkward breakup? no

    19. What’s the weirdest thing anyone has ever said to you? alot of weird things people have said too me

    20. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever said to anyone? YOUR MY MOMMY

  • Johanna

    1. First off, how old are you? 15

    2. Would you call yourself an awkward person? Yes

    3. What was the last really embarrassing thing that happened to you? Walking down the stairs at school. I was replying to a text (texting in school..I know..) and I was going upstairs to 7th period and I missed a step and fell. And everyone who was there saw. I tried to walk it off but…not the way you’d expect…
    4. When was the last time you said something that came out totally weird? At a sleepover with some friends. We were talking about which guy we’d date and I said “I’d probably do ______” and everyone thought it the wrong way…

    5. What’s the hands down most awkward thing you’ve ever done? Smelled a grape…don’t ask don’t tell…

    6. How often do you embarrass yourself on a weekly basis? Sometimes…

    7. Have you ever embarrassed yourself in front of a guy or a crush? Every.single.time.

    8. Have you ever embarrassed yourself in front of a huge group of people? No…not yet at least.

    9. Do you think you’re awkward when you first meet people? A little…

    10. What’s your own embarrassing/awkward hookup confession? I haven’t had one yet…

    11. When and where do you feel the most awkward? When I’m in a group that’s all guys..stupid teachers like to put me in awkward situations..

    12. Describe the most awkward date you’ve ever been on. I actually haven’t yet…I feel soo young right now…

    13. Have you ever fallen in front of people? Hah yes.

    14. Have you ever walked into anything? Try my wall, the wall at school…they just love me..

    15. Have you ever failed at flirting? Yes.

    16. Do you tell your friends about all of your awkward and embarrassing moments? No. Unless its super funny..

    17. How are you at giving presentations in front of a class? Terrible. I always end it with a “soo yeah..” Tell me that’s not awkward at all..

    18. Have you ever been involved in a really awkward breakup? No.

    19. What’s the weirdest thing anyone has ever said to you? This past week someone came up to me and said I love you out of no where and I don’t even know the guy…

    20. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever said to anyone? I can’t remember..

  • sab

    1. First off, how old are you? 14

    2. Would you call yourself an awkward person? YES

    3. What was the last really embarrassing thing that happened to you?

    4. When was the last time you said something that came out totally weird? well my friends were talking about how one of their boyfriends could be gay, as a joke since he has a massive bromance with his bestfriend. So I screamed out “did they do anal?!” it came out of no where and my art teacher was standing right behind me when I said that..

    5. What’s the hands down most awkward thing you’ve ever done? Well my pe teacher is a cutie. So he was walking around the class (we had to do book work). My friend asked me to go ask him about whether or not he waxes his eyebrows or not (they’re really nicely shaped). So I thought, maybe if I talk about his eyes then talk about his eyebrows, it’s be a lot more easier. So I screamed out to him “sir do you have contact lenses cause your eyes are so pretty & green” he looked at me funny and said “yes but they’re clear” then I kept questioning about his eyes & then 2 seconds later I start to talk about how awkward it is when you go to the optician and their face is right in your face. And I carried on talking about stupid stuff like his hair, his favourite sport, his nationality etc! I couldn’t stop talking for a good 2 minutes & he was like looking at me funny. The whole class thought I was crazy!

    6. How often do you embarrass yourself on a weekly basis? a few times

    7. Have you ever embarrassed yourself in front of a guy or a crush? yes! Usually all the time

    8. Have you ever embarrassed yourself in front of a huge group of people? Yes!

    9. Do you think you’re awkward when you first meet people? a little

    10. What’s your own embarrassing/awkward hookup confession? well I went to a theme park near my house as a school trip. Me & my friends were in a queue for a ride when I get a text from my ex saying “just saw you at this theme park, you’re in the same queue as me” I got really nervous but as soon as I realised where he was, he was going on to the ride. The ride was a water ride. So when it was my turn, my friends were splashing water at me & I was at the front! So when I came out, my mascara was down my cheeks & my hair was all frizzy & wet! I walked outside & my ex is waiting there for me with his friends! They all laugh & I walk away, later on I went to the dryer to dry my clothes but they were in there because they knew I would have to go in there to dry my clothes & I’d have to talk to them. So I left it & carried on walking to the meeting spot where I had to meet the rest of my school to go into the coach. He was there with his friends. I talked to him alone & things got personal & I hugged him. He whispered in my ear “I missed you” so I replied “I missed you too” so I kissed him. Then he said “But I have a girlfriend” I awkwardly looked at him & walked away. Turns out his girlfriend’s best friend saw us! His whole school starts to think I’m a “slut” Ouch haha

    11. When and where do you feel the most awkward? When I’m around some one who I have a crush on

    12. Describe the most awkward date you’ve ever been on.
    Well we went to this park. And it was raining so we had to sit down on a bench & we talked for ages. We were getting along until we started kissing. He wasn’t good at all, like he was soggy. I pulled away a few times but he kept trying to kiss me. At one point I turned away & he ended up hitting the umbrella & to make up for it I awkwardly hugged him. It was really annoying. Then I told him I had to go home & he offered to drop me but I straight away said “No go I’ll see you later” which was harsh

    13. Have you ever fallen in front of people? yeah

    14. Have you ever walked into anything? yeah

    15. Have you ever failed at flirting? no I usually don’t flirt unless they flirt with me first

    16. Do you tell your friends about all of your awkward and embarrassing moments? YES

    17. How are you at giving presentations in front of a class? terrible!

    18. Have you ever been involved in a really awkward breakup? texting helps

    19. What’s the weirdest thing anyone has ever said to you? not sure

    20. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever said to anyone? oh a lot of stuff

  • Cece

    1. First off, how old are you?
    14

    2. Would you call yourself an awkward person?
    Sort of

    3. What was the last really embarrassing thing that happened to you?
    I don’t remember!

    4. When was the last time you said something that came out totally weird?
    Yesterday haha

    5. What’s the hands down most awkward thing you’ve ever done?
    All of fifth grade…

    6. How often do you embarrass yourself on a weekly basis?
    Three times I’d say

    7. Have you ever embarrassed yourself in front of a guy or a crush?
    Absolutely

    8. Have you ever embarrassed yourself in front of a huge group of people?
    Yup

    9. Do you think you’re awkward when you first meet people?
    Depends on who it is

    10. What’s your own embarrassing/awkward hookup confession?
    I don’t have one haha

    11. When and where do you feel the most awkward?
    Around attractive guys

    12. Describe the most awkward date you’ve ever been on.
    Never been on one haha

    13. Have you ever fallen in front of people?
    YES

    14. Have you ever walked into anything?
    A few times

    15. Have you ever failed at flirting?
    Yes

    16. Do you tell your friends about all of your awkward and embarrassing moments?
    Most of them

    17. How are you at giving presentations in front of a class?
    Pretty good

    18. Have you ever been involved in a really awkward breakup?
    Nope

    19. What’s the weirdest thing anyone has ever said to you?
    “So you’re telling me you like being grinded?’

    20. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever said to anyone?
    No idea

  • Nobody

    1. First off, how old are you? almost 17

    2. Would you call yourself an awkward person? not too much

    3. What was the last really embarrassing thing that happened to you? ummm friend found lesbian porn on my computer xD

    4. When was the last time you said something that came out totally weird? like 2 secs ago lol

    5. What’s the hands down most awkward thing you’ve ever done? read question 10 lol

    6. How often do you embarrass yourself on a weekly basis? a few times

    7. Have you ever embarrassed yourself in front of a guy or a crush? oh you bet, doesn’t everyone?

    8. Have you ever embarrassed yourself in front of a huge group of people? Yup, im really weird with friends ._.

    9. Do you think you’re awkward when you first meet people? Yea, i’m a bit shy

    10. What’s your own embarrassing/awkward hookup confession? I got eatn out under a bridge n a creepy asian guy started watching ._.

    11. When and where do you feel the most awkward? When friends aren’t around

    12. Describe the most awkward date you’ve ever been on. Well this guy barely talked n was like realllyyyyy awkward

    13. Have you ever fallen in front of people? I skateboard, I do allll the time xD

    14. Have you ever walked into anything? you bet!

    15. Have you ever failed at flirting? ehh idk

    16. Do you tell your friends about all of your awkward and embarrassing moments? not ALL but a good friend i tell most

    17. How are you at giving presentations in front of a class? awkward, I always end it with something like “Soo uh yea…” then awkwardly sit down

    18. Have you ever been involved in a really awkward breakup? yea, we didnt say anything just like started seein other ppl

    19. What’s the weirdest thing anyone has ever said to you? “I have sex with my mom”

    20. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever said to anyone? “Gabby likes sand paper in her vagina”