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Masturbation may not be something that you chat about with all of your friends, but let’s face it: it’s a normal thing that most people participate in on a regular basis. Masturbating is nothing to be ashamed of and there’s nothing wrong with wanting to pleasure yourself… but still, we all seem a little afraid to open up about it.
Whether or not you’re one of those people who can talk about masturbating like it’s no big deal or someone who keeps that bit of personal stuff private, take this survey. No one has to know which answers are yours! Just copy and paste the questions into the comments and start getting personal.
1. First things first: do you masturbate?
2. How often do you masturbate?
3. When did you first start masturbating?
4. If you have never done it, why not?
5. Did you ever feel afraid to pleasure yourself?
6. What is your preferred method of masturbation?
7. Do you talk about masturbating with your friends?
8. Has anyone ever caught you in the act?
9. Have you ever caught anyone else in the act?
10. Would you ever masturbate in front of a boyfriend or girlfriend?
11. Does talking about masturbation make you uncomfortable?
12. In your opinion, how much is too much when it comes to masturbation?
13. Where are you usually when you masturbate?
14. Would you ever consider masturbation a form of cheating?
15. Have you ever seen porn movies?
16. Would you get offended if a friend talked to you about masturbating?
17. How would you feel if you found out your crush thought about you when masturbating?
18. Has anyone ever told you that masturbation is wrong?
19. What would you do if someone caught you masturbating?
20. Would you ever do it in front of a pet?
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1. First things first: do you masturbate?
no
2. How often do you masturbate?
only once, it was kinda awkward
3. When did you first start masturbating?
15 3/4
4. If you have never done it, why not?
its just awkward and uncomfortable to think about
5. Did you ever feel afraid to pleasure yourself?
yes
6. What is your preferred method of masturbation?
dont have one {i dnt masterbate anymore}
7. Do you talk about masturbating with your friends?
very rarely, and only one of them.
8. Has anyone ever caught you in the act?
thank god no.
9. Have you ever caught anyone else in the act?
nope
10. Would you ever masturbate in front of a boyfriend or girlfriend?
nope, but i wouldn’t mind them doing it in front on me.
11. Does talking about masturbation make you uncomfortable?
depends on who im talking to
12. In your opinion, how much is too much when it comes to masturbation?
every night / going anal
13. Where are you usually when you masturbate?
bathroom
14. Would you ever consider masturbation a form of cheating?
PLEASE! no
15. Have you ever seen porn movies?
plenty
16. Would you get offended if a friend talked to you about masturbating?
nope.I’d be more than happy to talk
17. How would you feel if you found out your crush thought about you when masturbating?
happy—honored?
18. Has anyone ever told you that masturbation is wrong?
i believe so, but its either that or actual sex which is a worst sin.[before marriage of course}
19. What would you do if someone caught you masturbating?
i cant even think about it, I’d be devastated!
20. Would you ever do it in front of a pet?
nope….. i would hope not.
1. First things first: do you masturbate?
Not Always.
2. How often do you masturbate?
not all the time
3. When did you first start masturbating?
i just started
4. If you have never done it, why not?
*Skips Question*
5. Did you ever feel afraid to pleasure yourself?
Yes… i do a lot
6. What is your preferred method of masturbation?
No method intended.
7. Do you talk about masturbating with your friends?
well, some… oops, i mean a lot of them are younger than me, so they r too immature to understand, so no :/
8. Has anyone ever caught you in the act?
Nope
9. Have you ever caught anyone else in the act?
Nope (thank goodness)
10. Would you ever masturbate in front of a boyfriend or girlfriend?
Depends who.
11. Does talking about masturbation make you uncomfortable?
A little bit….
12. In your opinion, how much is too much when it comes to masturbation?
When i feel bored
13. Where are you usually when you masturbate?
my room. always my room.
14. Would you ever consider masturbation a form of cheating?
Pfft, no…. i hope….
15. Have you ever seen porn movies?
one or two
16. Would you get offended if a friend talked to you about masturbating?
i am usually the one i could help people with sexual feelings like this, so no, never.
17. How would you feel if you found out your crush thought about you when masturbating?
I wouldnt really mind much
18. Has anyone ever told you that masturbation is wrong?
I havent been talked to about masturbation much, so no
19. What would you do if someone caught you masturbating?
die of embarresment
20. Would you ever do it in front of a pet?
Sometimes i do, but not always, it could get kind of creepy
1. First things first: do you masturbate?
Oh yea
2. How often do you masturbate?
Whenever I’m in the mood.
3. When did you first start masturbating?
Just before my 18th birthday
4. If you have never done it, why not?
Well I have so…
5. Did you ever feel afraid to pleasure yourself?
I know this sounds weird, but I’m afraid to orgasm. It get really close but then I just get scared. Weird huh?
6. What is your preferred method of masturbation?
Clintoral
7. Do you talk about masturbating with your friends?
No
8. Has anyone ever caught you in the act?
No, thank goodness.
9. Have you ever caught anyone else in the act?
Nope
10. Would you ever masturbate in front of a boyfriend or girlfriend?
Maybe when I’m married
11. Does talking about masturbation make you uncomfortable?
Not at all
12. In your opinion, how much is too much when it comes to masturbation?
I think that varies from person to person, but I probably wouldn’t do anything anally, it seems like it’s just too much.
13. Where are you usually when you masturbate?
My bed
14. Would you ever consider masturbation a form of cheating?
Nope
15. Have you ever seen porn movies?
Yes
16. Would you get offended if a friend talked to you about masturbating?
No, actually I would welcome it
17. How would you feel if you found out your crush thought about you when masturbating?
Pretty flattered
18. Has anyone ever told you that masturbation is wrong?
Only one person, my youth paster, but I’ve come to form my own opinion about it
19. What would you do if someone caught you masturbating?
Freak out. I really have no idea.
20. Would you ever do it in front of a pet?
I have actually, but I usually just kick them out of the room because it makes me feel uncomfortable.
1. First things first: do you masturbate?
Yes
2. How often do you masturbate?
Every couple of days
3. When did you first start masturbating?
12 years old
4. If you have never done it, why not?
5. Did you ever feel afraid to pleasure yourself?
No
6. What is your preferred method of masturbation?
Either just rubbing or humping a pillow
7. Do you talk about masturbating with your friends?
No
8. Has anyone ever caught you in the act?
No
9. Have you ever caught anyone else in the act?
No
10. Would you ever masturbate in front of a boyfriend or girlfriend?
Maybe when I’m older
11. Does talking about masturbation make you uncomfortable?
Well I never talk about it…
12. In your opinion, how much is too much when it comes to masturbation?
If it interferes with your daily life
13. Where are you usually when you masturbate?
My bedroom or the bathroom, sometimes other places
14. Would you ever consider masturbation a form of cheating?
No!
15. Have you ever seen porn movies?
No
16. Would you get offended if a friend talked to you about masturbating?
No
17. How would you feel if you found out your crush thought about you when masturbating?
A little bit weird but ok
18. Has anyone ever told you that masturbation is wrong?
No
19. What would you do if someone caught you masturbating?
I don’t know, I hope that never happens!
20. Would you ever do it in front of a pet?
I’m not sure, probably not.
Even though I don’t masturbate, I’m still going to answer some of these questions. To make things clear, I am not asexual or a “prude.”
1. First things first: do you masturbate?
Honestly, no. I suppose that’s another thing I can add to my list of peculiar things about myself.
4. If you have never done it, why not?
I’ve never had an interest in doing so.
5. Did you ever feel afraid to pleasure yourself?
No, it’s just a lack of interest.
7. Do you talk about masturbating with your friends?
I have some friends who talk about it.
9. Have you ever caught anyone else in the act?
No.
10. Would you ever masturbate in front of a boyfriend or girlfriend?
Maybe.
11. Does talking about masturbation make you uncomfortable?
No.
12. In your opinion, how much is too much when it comes to masturbation?
When it interferes with relationships or daily life.
14. Would you ever consider masturbation a form of cheating?
No.
15. Have you ever seen porn movies?
No.
16. Would you get offended if a friend talked to you about masturbating?
No, I’m an open-minded person.
17. How would you feel if you found out your crush thought about you when masturbating?
My boyfriend told me he thinks about me while masturbating. It’s flattering.
18. Has anyone ever told you that masturbation is wrong?
My mother.
1. Yes
2. Depends on what part of my cycle I’m on. If I am ovulating, then a few times that week. When I’m menstruating, not so much. Average… Maybe once or twice across two weeks.
3. The very first time I remember was when I was 6. However, I didn’t know what it was I was doing until I turned 10 and got one of the “growing up” books.
4. N/A
5. I’ve had two times in my life where I was afraid to. Once when I was 11, my mom winked at me and asked why I was breathing so hard when I made it downstairs. I couldn’t even think about doing it again for a while… The other time was when I was 13 and doing it so often I wore holes in my underwear. Too afraid it would happen again, I “swore off it” for a couple months and disposed of the offending panties.
6. I discovered the shower head a year ago, and it made my hands seem silly for a while. However… you can’t beat the original tool!
7. No. Well… not *our* masturbating. One of my friends and I will sometimes talk about other people getting off.
8. Yes. I’ve been caught twice. Once by my mom (I think she was outside my door as part of my above story), and once (MOST EMBARRASSING THING EVER) by my dad. I think he knew what I was doing, but he left the room fairly quickly and it was never spoken of again.
9. *sigh* Yes… my mom. And my dad. And once (although I’m not totally sure of this) I think my younger sister. I’m sensing that maybe my family should start knocking.
10. Maybe… I understand it can be very intimate and arousing. However, there is the other end of the spectrum where it is just insulting and lame. So it would really depend on the type of relationship I had with the boy or girl.
11. I find it okay here, but I feel uncomfortable and always lie when I talk about sexuality with my mom. Each time I get lectured on the “importance of knowing how to please yourself to you can tell your partner what you like”. Better than the alternative questions…
12. If you are addicted to masturbation to the point where a partner is not at all in your spectrum, that might be a little too far. And for myself personally, I stop when it starts to get uncomfortable.
13. Either the shower or in my bed in the dark before I go to sleep.
14. Absolutely not!! I would feel bad if I was neglected in favor of my partner masturbating. But masturbating is personal and I doubt I will ever completely stop.
15. I have.
16. Not at all, although I would feel a little surprised that it was brought up. It is a bit of a taboo subject in our society.
17. I would be flattered and hope that they liked me for me and that getting off to me was just part of the package. I would probably feel disgusted if they thought of me as just a hot body to tap…
18. Not directly. I have read all about it happening, but no one I have met has pulled the “masturbating will make you sterile” line on me.
19. I would feel rather embarrassed and pretend that it never happened. Unless it was my boyfriend or girlfriend, and then I would spend time with them.
20. …I did it in front of my cat once. Cat wasn’t interested
1. First things first: do you masturbate?
Yes
2. How often do you masturbate?
2 or 3 times a week
3. When did you first start masturbating?
I think I was 12
4. If you have never done it, why not?
—
5. Did you ever feel afraid to pleasure yourself?
no not really
6. What is your preferred method of masturbation?
I like to rub my clit and work a finger into my vagina to stimulate my g-spot
7. Do you talk about masturbating with your friends?
no
8. Has anyone ever caught you in the act?
Thankfully not
9. Have you ever caught anyone else in the act?
no
10. Would you ever masturbate in front of a boyfriend or girlfriend?
of course
11. Does talking about masturbation make you uncomfortable?
no
12. In your opinion, how much is too much when it comes to masturbation?
I don’t think there should be a limlit
13. Where are you usually when you masturbate?
in bed, in the shower or in the bathtub
14. Would you ever consider masturbation a form of cheating?
no !
15. Have you ever seen porn movies?
yes
16. Would you get offended if a friend talked to you about masturbating?
no
17. How would you feel if you found out your crush thought about you when masturbating?
I would be very flattered
18. Has anyone ever told you that masturbation is wrong?
no
19. What would you do if someone caught you masturbating?
I would be so embarrassed
20. Would you ever do it in front of a pet?
no i don’t think so
1. First things first: do you masturbate?
Uh, Yes.
2. How often do you masturbate?
2-3 times a week, sometimes more depending on hormones & relationship status
3. When did you first start masturbating?
Knowingly? 13
Unknowingly? Probably my entire life
4. If you have never done it, why not?
N/A
5. Did you ever feel afraid to pleasure yourself?
Nope
6. What is your preferred method of masturbation?
Fingers on clit to orgasm, then dildo for second climax
7. Do you talk about masturbating with your friends?
occasionally but in vague terms. Its kind of a between me and my hand thing.
8. Has anyone ever caught you in the act?
My mom walked in on me mid phone-sex masturbation when I was young. Otherwise, a couple times, I’ve “let” myself get caught by a partner.
9. Have you ever caught anyone else in the act?
Yes
10. Would you ever masturbate in front of a boyfriend or girlfriend?
I volunteer
11. Does talking about masturbation make you uncomfortable?
Not really
12. In your opinion, how much is too much when it comes to masturbation?
When my clit becomes sore from over-stimulation
13. Where are you usually when you masturbate?
In my bed.
14. Would you ever consider masturbation a form of cheating?
Nope.
15. Have you ever seen porn movies?
Yes.
16. Would you get offended if a friend talked to you about masturbating?
Maybe a little awkward but not offended.
17. How would you feel if you found out your crush thought about you when masturbating?
Flattered.
18. Has anyone ever told you that masturbation is wrong?
My dorm roommate my freshman year was disgusted by the idea. It was kind of awkward after that.
19. What would you do if someone caught you masturbating?
Get really embarrassed.
20. Would you ever do it in front of a pet?
Not knowingly.
in the shower with soap suds and ice cold water so great like to rub my gspot really hard and i do this every day i stop when start to bleed
1. First things first: do you masturbate?
Um, duh.
2. How often do you masturbate?
About once a day at the current time.
3. When did you first start masturbating?
17
5. Did you ever feel afraid to pleasure yourself?
Uh yeah it’s called cops. Or if the human I’m with is creepy, demanding, or tries to make me do it “a certian way”. Extremely annoying.
6. What is your preferred method of masturbation?
Is this an informative survey or an erotica collector? What the fuck is a “method of masturbation”?
7. Do you talk about masturbating with your friends?
Duh.
8. Has anyone ever caught you in the act?
yeah.
9. Have you ever caught anyone else in the act?
hmm. don’t think so.
10. Would you ever masturbate in front of a boyfriend or girlfriend?
….obviously.
11. Does talking about masturbation make you uncomfortable?
No, wtf?
12. In your opinion, how much is too much when it comes to masturbation?
If your genitals get raw or hurt when they bleed, or if you masturbate too much and can’t enjoy the sex or the phone call later, well, that is a problem.
13. Where are you usually when you masturbate?
…what the fuck? Earth.
14. Would you ever consider masturbation a form of cheating?
How is that even possible?
15. Have you ever seen porn movies?
A minute or two of it, unfortunately. They are disgusting. Who would watch a porn movie anyway? It makes no sense when the regular porn is free.
16. Would you get offended if a friend talked to you about masturbating?
No, I am a DECENT human being.
17. How would you feel if you found out your crush thought about you when masturbating?
Again, I am a DECENT human being, so I wouldn’t have a “crush”.
18. Has anyone ever told you that masturbation is wrong?
No.
19. What would you do if someone caught you masturbating?
Who is “someone”? And what is “caught”? The guy who came to my window to watch? Is that “caught” or is that just watching? And obviously you don’t do anything in that situation. What if it’s the owner of the house you’re living in? Well obviously if they’re a prude you pretend you were doing something else, and they’ll probably believe you. If they’re cool you can ignore them. If they’re neither a prude nor a decent, normal dude, then I guess you have to ask them to leave the room again or something. What if your boyfriend comes home/comes over early? Is that “caught”? Or is that just daily routine? Obviously whether or not you ask him to join you depends on how good you are feeling now and the comparison of how good (or less good) you ill feel if he joins you instead. Seriously, how crazily unspecific can you ask someone to answer for?
20. Would you ever do it in front of a pet?
How can you do something “in front of a pet”? Your pets aren’t human, I hope, so you can neither do something “in front of them” or “not in front of them.”
Wow, you are so picky and obnoxious. If you werent going to answer 50% of the questions properly, or question everything, why did you even bother?
I agree on everything you said, just plain obnoxious.
i agree