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If you’re in any way, shape, or form prone to a little fibbing, then your period can quickly turn into a lying bonanza about everything from your mood to your weight and everything in between! And who can blame you for telling a few half-truths when you feel like hell–amirite? Of course I’m right!
Food Cravings
She said: I’m soooo hungry I totally skipped lunch today.
She meant: As in, I skipped the line and ordered two meatball subs and now two hours later I could inhale a whole pizza if no one was watching. FML.
Sex Cravings
She said: What are you doooooing? Come overrrrrrr…
She meant: If you don’t come lay on top of me in the next 20 minutes, I’m texting you that you kiss like a vacuum cleaner (I’ll decide what that means later) and deleting your number. Tick tock, bro. Oh but don’t touch my boobs because they hurt like hell.
Your Mood
She said: Oh I have lipstick on my teeth? Cool thanks for the heads up. Uh can you excuse me for a minute?
She meant: I’ll just be in the bathroom sobbing for the next 20 minutes. I AM A HIDEOUS UNLOVABLE LIPSTICK BEAST.
That Pesky PMS Bloat
She said: MOMMMMMM WTF is wrong with the dryer they totally shrunk my jeans!
She meant: I’m so fat that no one will even notice my smeared lipstick. I wonder if my dad has an extra car cover I can fashion into a dress…
The Day You Get It
She said: Ugggggh Jules do you have an extra tampon? I’m, like, a walking autopsy right now.
She meant: I’ve been mensturating for the last, what, 7 years? I can’t own ONE pair of underwear without ruining them?? Sigh.
Cramps
She said: No DAD I can’t help you put on the Christmas lights. I AM IN SEVERE PAIN IN MY LADY AREA!
She meant: I took a Midol an hour ago. I’m fine. I just really want to watch the new RHOBH.
Do you ever lie on your period? Tell us about it in the comments!
One Way Your Period Actually Helps You
Would You Rather
I’m on mine right now…. Someone please come kill me
So how bout those cramps and moodiness. They are great, you know flipping out on loved ones and the urge to punch everyone in the face that’s the ice cream that will soon be gobbled down also. You eat anything and everything and you can’t help it. Then u lay in pain wondering what it’ll be like the second day, but you know it’ll be the same, same routine for 7 long stressful days.
I hate periods like when u get them during science and that look on your face when your asking for a tampon across the room to your BFF and you accidently say it out loud and the class has all the hot guys and popular girls then your teacher takes u to the bathroom and explains it all
I Hate Being On My Period. I’m The Type Of Girl That If I’m In Pain. Everyone Is. && Bye That I Mean If You Talk To Me, Tickle Me, Or Anything. Your Injuries Are On You. I Perfer To Sleep On My Stomach With The Pad Towards The Front Of My Panties. Tight Booty Cloth Shorts With Pajama Pants. Sleep With A Towel Or Light Blanket Under You (Perferably Colored) && Sleep On Your Stomach. For Best Results Were A Tampon As Well. && Right When You Wake Up Change It. (Yes I Know I’m Late)
&& Another Thing Its Also Nice && Safe If You Sleep With Two Panties On.
for some reason, i rarely get cramps on my perios. instead, i have cramps for most of the rest of the month. it’s kind of annoying, but oh well.
i get cramps and am very sleepy so i lie there in bed unable to sleep and unable to move my mum says go for a walk it will help thanx mum if i could leave my bed i would
I just hate asking my parents for stuff or talking about it.
same here, I am so embarrassed to talk about it with my mom because her period is completely different than mine and I get moody on my period and she dosent so she dosent understand what happens to me. I like talking to people who understand bad cramps and moodiness.
I get the worst cramps! All I want to do is curl in a ball and bit my tongue until the pain killers kick in. Chocolate helps. Horny??? Yeah right, I feel way to gross to be horny…
ahhh
you can not believe how much it hurt me
i stay at bed without moving
holding my pillow so hard
and it seem my mom does not go through this pain as me
she call me to stay with them to watch tv even when i tell her it is really painful to move from the bed
Totally agree!
Mother of pearl, this describes me. Hormonal Munchy Monster is what my mom and I call our food cravings.
LOL!! completely accurate.
this is all pretty much true!
This is all pretty much true haha!
My periods don’t hurt at all.
However, I wish to say something:
Dear girls,
You would not be having your period if you weren’t born. You wouldn’t be born if your biological parents hadn’t had sex [even protected sex can result in kids, you know.]
To spare your hypothetical daughters any form of pain, do not have sex.
When the world stops having kids, all our problems would be solved.
Sincerely,
KindlyUseYourFreakingCommonSense
That wasn’t a great come back to the article. Your solution isn’t very practical.
Be mature about this solution with it.
People have sex, if a baby is formed after mine months, if, being a girl, it’s only naturalist her to then go through PMS when she is old enough.
Normally I don’t really like these “She Said, She Meant” things but this one is actually funny and pretty true
what the hell why can’t guys go through this shit they say they’re so tough i wanna see them bleed for 7 days straight and still servive
periods aren’t that bad like girls make them seem
you must not get bad cramps then. For some people it gets really painful.
I haven’t started mine (: know you all hate me lol
Yes, quite frankly we do. XD
Ew….periods. i have the worst bloating and cramps ever. like it hurts so bad all i can so is curl up on my bed and grind my teeth. thanks mother nature…
and i dont get how you all get so horny while on it. i feel so disgusting that any horniness is just the urge to pee lol.
Omg yes me too and that last bit made me laugh haha
XD I’m the same! OMG that last sentence
gold!
u shuld just accept it cos having a period is a blessin 4rm God although its borin cos u ll be handlin wif blood for 7 days
i always think~~
WTF I HATE BEING A WOMEN THIS SHIT IS STUPID GOD I FUCKING HATE HAVING PERIODS WHY DO I EVEN WALK ON THIS EARTH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Exactly what I think too
as do i….ugg.