You Can’t Tell What It Is
Usually, the mystery of Christmas exists before the package is opened . . . but on some wonderfully awkward occasions, you open the box only to realize you have no idea what that thing inside of it is! I once received a very strange lamp that . . . didn’t look at all like a lamp and had feathers on it. I had no idea what it was, so (in a moment of Christmas present opening genius) I raised it up for all to see and loudly said, “Isn’t this beautiful?!” Thankfully, someone in my family said, “Yeah, I’ve never seen a lamp like that before!” Aha! I’d found out what it was without having to admit that it was the most confusingly strange gift ever. Crisis averted. So, if that happens to you, crowdsource the answer like I did!