I was at the drug store last night picking up some cough drops (Is anybody else sort of sick? It’s so annoying this time of year!) when wandered into the As Seen On TV aisle–and oh man, am I glad I did! There, among the spaghetti-drainer pots and weird pedicure eggs, was one of the most bizarre products I’ve seen in a long time: Nipple Lights!

The real name of this amazing product is “Hug Light,” but obviously from the way they’ve advertised its use on the packaging, the manufacturer only wants you to do one thing with this flexible, dual-ended flashlight–and that’s lighting up your nipples!

Seriously, look at the packaging. Do you not see many light-up breasts? I can only imagine the deep conversations that were had between the heads of the marketing team before this photo shoot. “You know what people want, man.” “Yeah! Light-up boobs!” The tag line on the website is even better: “Get a light exactly where you need it!”

Personally, I know lots of awesome girls who are already sick of creepster dudes staring at their boobs without the added spotlights of the “Hug Light.” But, hey. If you feel like your jubblies aren’t getting their due, there’s finally a perfect way to put ‘em front and center.

Have you seen the “Hug Light?” Do you think all the light-up nipples on the packaging are ridiculous, too? Tell us in the comments!

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