5 Fictional Characters I Want As My Boyfriend

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There are plenty of flesh-and-blood guys out there who are totally worthy of your awesomeness, but when it comes to my super dream boyfriends, it always comes down to five fictional dudes I’d love to date. I know it’s ridiculous to say that I’d date an imaginary person if I could, but when you read my list, I bet you anything you’ll start thinking of your own fictional crushes, too.

Here are the top five (fictional) guys I’d date if given the chance . . . shhh, don’t tell my boyfriend!

1. Smith Jerrod, Sex and The City
Just to point out the obvious, this guy is THE SEX. He has got to be the hottest guy any of the “Core Four” ever dated. I mean really, Harry and Mr. Big? What are you gals thinking? Anyways, the best part is that he isn’t just hot. He is so devoted to the previously promiscuous Samantha that he SHAVES HIS HEAD FOR HER when she has cancer! I know I wasn’t the only one happy crying during that episode. The fact that he was able to lock down the legendary sexaholic speaks volumes about him in more ways that one. Also, with his hot actor name and his sexy as hell Absolut campaign, we can easily forget that he used to be a waiter named Jerry.

2. Hercules, Disney’s Hercules
Let’s just start out with the HE’S A GOD factor when it comes to Hercules. He has super human strength, and a super human capacity for L-O-V-E. This dude tops the charts when it comes to doing what it takes to woo the woman he loves. Like, really, first he rescued Meg from the evil centaur Nessus and then he saved the entire universe from the villainous (but hysterical) Hades. He sings, he rides Pegasus, he went from Zero to Hero and offered his soul in exchange for freeing his gal from the River Styx—seriously, what DOESN’T this guy do? Plus, if you are his girlfriend, you get to live at Mt. Olympus. Win.

3. Patrick Verona, 10 Things I Hate About You
One long look into the deep hazel eyes of Patrick Verona makes us forget that this guy only started dating Kat as part of a shady, money-making scam. Put aside the rumors of his jail sentence and focus on the unforgettable scene where this bad ass Aussie sings “Can’t Take My Eyes Off of You” to his main squeeze while dancing/running from cops on the school bleachers. He is amazingly sexy, upfront with his feelings and an all around cool guy. Also he is Heath Ledger so . . . yeah. I mean really, who wouldn’t flash a teacher to get Patty V. out of detention??

4. Peeta Mellark, The Hunger Games
Hey girl, you like bread? Peeta’s got all of the hot (and purposely burned) bakery bread that you could ask for when you’re starving and sitting in the rain. He is handsome as hell and willing to sacrifice it all for the girl of his dreams. Unfortunately for us, that girl is Katniss Everdeen, but hey, we can still dream! Besides the fact that he was willing to die to let Katniss win the Hunger Games, he also can throw heavy bags of sand, he can paint like a pro, and he shines like a star when he’s in the spotlight. All I can say is that I’d take bread from Peeta any day.

5. Noah Calhoun, The Notebook (Duh)
Whether you like him young, optimistic and clean-shaven, or in his depressed, mountain-man days–Noah is inarguably one of the sexiest and greatest fictional boyfriends to ever exist in the pages of a book or on a television screen. I mean really, what else do you want? This guy’s main ambition in life is to build you a perfect lakeside mansion so that you can paint sans clothing on any balcony that you like. Not to mention, he is hard-working and the Master of the grand gesture. From hanging off a Ferris wheel, to lying in the middle of the street, to writing 365 letters before Gmail . . . all I can say is WHERE ARE THE MEN LIKE THIS HIDDEN?

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  • lovatic121

    Let me correct it, the fictional character David Tennant plays in Doctor Who

    • JustDMarie

      So the Doctor… I totally agree…. and you can’t forget John Barrowman… if he was straight XD

  • lovatic121

    Even though he’s not from a book, he’s from some TV shows and a few movies…..

  • lovatic121

    David Tennant!!!! He is SO hot!!!!!

    • JustDMarie

      Totally Agree <3

  • Melissa

    Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, I’ve recently started watching it from the beggining online and it’s amazing and if Spike were real I’d die..Nom

  • nini

    To whoever said Howl, yessss!!!! He’s Perfect

  • virgochild

    Howl from Howl’s Moving Castle… Love him

  • cindy

    where is christian grey..are kidding me???

  • Hansani

    1. Logan Echolls from Veronica Mars
    2. Damon Salvatore, Vampire Diaries
    3. Neal Caffrey, White Collar
    4. Harvey Kinkle, Sabrina : the teenage witch
    5. Michael Moretti, Rage of Angels by Sidney Sheldon

  • tamar

    1)peeta mellark 2)vladimir tod 3)tim riggens 4)max (from wizards waverly place)

  • Danceydanceydance

    WAIT! What about Four from Divergent?

  • Ash

    Jacob Black!

  • Neesa

    Books and TV wise I have to say my top five are:
    1. DAMON SALVATORE! ALL THE WAY. From The Vampire Diaries
    2. Patch from the Hush, Hush series.
    3. Ash from the Night World series.
    4. Jacob Black from Twilight
    5. Emmett Cullen from Twilight

  • manie_forever

    I agree with katherine m. Jace Wayland from mortal instruments is SEXY and ethan wate from the beautiful creatures series is sexy too
    Adam kent from shatter Me
    Warner from shatter me
    Edward from the Twilight saga
    Jacob up from the Twilight saga
    And I have more but there us just to many to name lol

  • Katherine M

    1) Jace Wayland, Mortal Instruments series
    2) Gavriel Duval, Grave Mercy
    3) Alex, Carlos, and Luis Fuentes, Perfect Chemistry series
    4) Ethan Wate, Caster Chronicles (Beautiful Creatures series)
    5) Tucker Avery, Unearthly series
    6) ANY of the guys in any of Sarah Dessen’s books
    7) Ian O’Shea, The Host
    8) Tamani, Wings
    9) Astley, Need series
    10) Nick, Need series
    the list goes on and on and on

    • basschick

      you can have all of them… except your 6 and 7 because they are minnnneee!!! lol (especially Ian! <3)

      • kimi


  • Writing Princess

    Not too long ago, I had a crush on Pi Patel, from “Life of Pi” by Yann Martel. Pi was such a beautiful character. Sure he worshiped three different religions, but I still loved him. I liked-liked Pi for months. I totally saw the movie when it came out at midnight. I am glad that I am not the only person who once had a crush on a fictional character. : )