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My boyfriend and I were having sex for the very first time a few nights ago. Since it was our first time, he made sure I was really comfortable and he was also really sweet about the whole thing. Once we got into it, I told him to talk dirty to me.
This is what he said: “Your love tunnel is so tight around my disco stick.” My face :O My jaw dropped and I had no idea what to do. But, you know, I really like him, so I said, “Keep going babe.”
Then he said, “Oh my God, the way your bogingos bounce when you ride me is so sexy.” What?! I’m seriously wondering if he knows they are called breasts. I mean, come on! I don’t ask him to talk dirty to me anymore.
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