Huh. The lock on the door must have been busted? Whatever, I felt kind of bad and figured she’d be done super soon. But then she wasn’t. Five minutes went by. Then two more. What kind of pants was this girl wearing?! At this point, I actually did have to pee and was super annoyed.
When the girl finally opened the door, she was ON HER PHONE, and mouthed the words, “It’s okay, no worries!” at me, as if I should be apologizing for her marathon bathroom break. What’s more, upon entering the bathroom, I saw that the lock was most definitely not broken. Homegirl was just an idiot. Ugh.
This brings me to my point: There are many things that I wouldn’t advise anyone to do or attempt to do in the bathroom, but among them there are three absolute no-nos. So, what are the three things you should never, ever do in the bathroom when you’re out in public? Let’s go over them:
1. Talking On The Phone
I would even extend this to your own home. Nobody wants to talk to you while you’re peeing or doing . . . well, other things we do in the toilet. It’s gross, and even if you think the other person doesn’t know, they almost definitely do. Stop being so delusional. I can guarantee you that whatever you have to say can wait a couple minutes until you’ve finished your business.
2. Having Sexy Times
Maybe you’re super turned on by the idea of getting frisky in the bathroom, but I promise you that all the people waiting in line because they actually have to pee are nothing but pissed off. Plus, last time I checked, the nasty air fresheners and fluorescent lighting in the average public bathroom aren’t exactly romantic. Get a clue. Or at least a room.
3. Fixing Your Nails
A few weeks ago, I was waiting for the bathroom for like, 10 minutes at a cafe when I finally started banging on the door (yes, I’m that girl). When the girl came out, she was holding her hands pretty strangely and the whole bathroom smelled like nail polish. What the hell?! My bladder had been suffering so some stupid girl could fix a chipped nail? A chipped nail that I’m certain nobody could see in the low-lighting of the cafe? So not cool.
What do you think are the worst things people do in the bathroom? Tell me in the comments!