Hair is so weird. It’s stringy stuff that grows out of your head. Then is just keeps growing. Then people are like, “OMG! Why is there, like, gum in your hair?” And then I’m like, “‘Cause I have more important things to do than tame the wildebeest of follicles that continues to live against my will.” Lazy Girl, I feel your pain. Hair is stupid. But we gotta look good, right? Screw all the fancy schmancy hair products and hours of maintenance. You want a quick fix to fabulousness. Lucky for you we have 10 solutions on how to make your hair appear perfect. Emphasis on appear.
Wear Eccentric MakeupPeople will be too distracted to notice how crappy your hair looks. ShutterStock.com
Date A HairdresserStart going out, ease in that you need a new look, wait a few days, then dump him. The perfect relationship, if you ask me. ShutterStock.com
Get A MulletIt's the all-purpose haircut. Business in the front. Party in the back. You're all set for any occasion. ShutterStock.com
Cover That Business UpWear a hat. Who has the time to comb, brush and blow dry? Do you even own a comb, Lazy Girl? ShutterStock.com
Wear WigsLady Gaga, Nicki Minaj and Rihanna do it. What's stopping you? Plus, your head will be super warm in the winter. ShutterStock.com
Drench It In WaterTell people your life is like a romantic comedy. Guys just keep running toward you in the pouring rain to tell you they're madly in love. ShutterStock.com
Don't ShowerThe natural oils will make your hair all greasy and shiny like a super model, right? ShutterStock.com
Go On America's Next Top ModelIf you can make it to episode three, Tyra will give you a fabulous makeover and new 'do. ShutterStock.com
Ask Your Fairy GodmotherShe'll have her minions do you over, Cinderella style. ShutterStock.com
Just Shave ItGet rid of it. Who has time for all the maintenance? Bald is totally fierce anyway. ShutterStock.com
What’s your worst bad hair experience? Let us know in the comments!