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Hair is so weird. It’s stringy stuff that grows out of your head. Then is just keeps growing. Then people are like, “OMG! Why is there, like, gum in your hair?” And then I’m like, “‘Cause I have more important things to do than tame the wildebeest of follicles that continues to live against my will.” Lazy Girl, I feel your pain. Hair is stupid. But we gotta look good, right? Screw all the fancy schmancy hair products and hours of maintenance. You want a quick fix to fabulousness. Lucky for you we have 10 solutions on how to make your hair appear perfect. Emphasis on appear.
Wear Eccentric Makeup
People will be too distracted to notice how crappy your hair looks. ShutterStock.comDate A Hairdresser
Start going out, ease in that you need a new look, wait a few days, then dump him. The perfect relationship, if you ask me. ShutterStock.comGet A Mullet
It's the all-purpose haircut. Business in the front. Party in the back. You're all set for any occasion. ShutterStock.comCover That Business Up
Wear a hat. Who has the time to comb, brush and blow dry? Do you even own a comb, Lazy Girl? ShutterStock.comWear Wigs
Lady Gaga, Nicki Minaj and Rihanna do it. What's stopping you? Plus, your head will be super warm in the winter. ShutterStock.comDrench It In Water
Tell people your life is like a romantic comedy. Guys just keep running toward you in the pouring rain to tell you they're madly in love. ShutterStock.comDon't Shower
The natural oils will make your hair all greasy and shiny like a super model, right? ShutterStock.comGo On America's Next Top Model
If you can make it to episode three, Tyra will give you a fabulous makeover and new 'do. ShutterStock.comAsk Your Fairy Godmother
She'll have her minions do you over, Cinderella style. ShutterStock.comJust Shave It
Get rid of it. Who has time for all the maintenance? Bald is totally fierce anyway. ShutterStock.comWhat’s your worst bad hair experience? Let us know in the comments!
I want to get my hair cut short and possibly dyed black but I don’t think my mum would let me :’(
OMG I would NEVER do any of these!