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Food is delicious. People dressed as food. People sweating in a giant, cloth taco. People sexualizing fruit. Not as delicious. Halloween is the time to be an utter goofball or a fantasy of yourself. We’re not knocking anyone who chooses these food costumes. (Some of them are pretty funny.) We would just like to highlight the fact that food on person will never look as tempting as food on a plate. A sandwich is sacred. That’s why Subway employees are called “Sandwich Artist” not “Subway Dudes” or whatever. You can dress like a pizza all you want, but you’re not DiGiorno, baby.
Creepy Broccoli Person
This looks more like a space alien than my favorite veggie. BuyCostumes.ComA Headless Turkey
Seriously, can you see in this? BuyCostumes.ComSPAM
Meat that comes in a can is just yucky. Meat wearing skinny jeans is just weird. BuyCostumes.ComThe Bacon Suit
If it were real bacon this would be my dream guy. BuyCostumes.ComA Salami Stick
"Dick's Hard Salami," I'm sure this guy will be a ton of fun at the party. BuyCostumes.ComFriendly Ramen
The inexpensive noodles always want you to think they're delicious and healthy, until you slip into a carb coma and forget to do your homework. BuyCostumes.ComA Twinkie
It kind of looks like he stole the Gingerbread Man's torso. BuyCostumes.ComPizza
Not gonna lie, this pizza looks delicious. BuyCostumes.ComMushrooms
I'd think these guys were in a cult before I realized they were mushrooms? BuyCostumes.ComSequinned Pineapple
It's not really a pineapple so much as a shiny dress. Yandy.comThe Sexy Hamburger
More like a slider than a real hamburger. Yandy.comChunky Soup
Poor guy can't sit down for the whole night. BuyCostumes.ComChinese Takeout
It would be cute if it didn't welcome the obvious, "Can I crack open your fortune cookie?" jokes. BuyCostumes.ComThe Sexy Watermelon
Watermelons are sexy enough without being a tube dress that's smaller than a tube top. Yandy.comSenor Taco
All of my tacos come with sombreros. What? BuyCostumes.ComLucky Charms
Never going to eat this cereal again. BuyCostumes.ComThe Sexy Banana
Again, would be fine without the obvious, "Let me peel your banana, girl," creepers out there. Yandy.comA Pear With Giant Hands
Fruit with giant hands is terrifying. Just like the Kool-Aid man. BuyCostumes.ComSiracha Hot Sauce
I love hot sauce. This is basically lingerie for me. I'm being totally serious. BuyCostumes.ComCandy Buttons
Why isn't this outfit called "Katy Perry" instead? Yandy.comHave you ever worn a food costume? Let us know in the comments!
