We love John Mayer as a musician, but his romantic life is pretty gross–and his romantic life with Katy Perry may be the most ick of all based on this new tidbit. Apparently Katy and John have such loud sex that it pisses off her neighbors.

We have nothing against loud sex–it’s your life! But we have issues with loud sex when it’s with a notorious sleazebucket. John Mayer has bragged about his sex life to press time and again, humiliating poor Jessica Simpson and anyone else dim enough to date him and think they can change his ways. It’s kind of like having super loud sex–to the point of keeping Katy’s neighbors awake at night–is his way of doing that without having a press conference about it.

What really pisses us off about all this is that we think Katy Perry can do a lot better than this. Breaking up and getting back together once–dude, it happens. But when there’s this much back and forth, all the loud sex in the world isn’t going to make a relaysh work. The same source says that Katy is always concerned about John’s wandering eye, and–hello!–that’s never a good sign. It’s pretty evident that these two want different things, even if they both do want loud sex all the time.

And it’s also pretty weird and disappointing–if it’s true, mind you–that two people who work in the recording industry and who always whine about a lack of privacy are that clueless about soundproofing. Loud sex is only as loud as you let it become. Now put some carpets on the walls and leave the rest of us out of it. Please. Please.

Do you think loud sex is appropriate if it disturbs your neighbors? Have you ever been called out on having loud sex? Do you think Katy Perry and John Mayer are a good match? Do you think having loud sex is a way for Katy Perry and John Mayer to get attention or stake their claim on one another? Tell us in the comments!

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