This Bra Will Make Your Boobs Look Like A Million Bucks

Now your boobs can look like a million bucks! (Or $2.5 million!) Each year Victoria’s Secret creates a luxurious, ridiculously expensive, diamond encrusted bra called, “The Fantasy Bra.” This year Alessandra Ambrosio will be sporting the bra encrusted with amethysts, sapphires, rubies and diamonds. Although it’s worth $2.5 million it doesn’t compare to the Fantasy Bra worn by Gisele Bundchen in 2000 which, at $15 million, is in the Guinness Book of World Records as the most expensive piece of lingerie.

Bras are pricey as it is. They’re on my list of things that I roll my eyes at when I have to buy them like, toothpaste, toilet paper, shaving razors and socks. Why doesn’t Santa Claus leave a box of these necessities under our pillows once a month? Unless you plan on getting freaky no one is going to see your bejeweled bra anyway. If you happen to be getting freaky, while I do believe some simple folks might be distracted by shiny things, I don’t think anyone who is warming up for frisky business is going to care about how expensive your bra is.

I don’t even know that I would be able to tell the difference between a real diamond and one you would get in a Forever 21 accessory. (Clearly I am the classiest person you know.)

Yeah, I understand that this is for tradition and that’s cool. I am sure it’s an honor for the model who gets to wear it and a huge deal for the designer who gets to make it. Although, I find it a little weird when people use “expensiveness” as a measure for beauty or art. The bra doesn’t look all that special to me.

I know fashion is sort of crazy and things are expensive just for the sake of being expensive, but does Victoria’s Secret know that they can spend $2.5 million on much better things? If I had that kind of cash I’d do some serious damage. First I would buy a pony and name it Jelly Bean, then I would buy everyone in the country a Pumpkin Spice Latte (because there isn’t a single person who doesn’t deserve one), lastly I would invest in cloning technology so that we could recreate pterodactyls like in Jurassic Park. (They’d be mini, domesticated pterodactyls we could keep as pets.)

What do you think of The Fantasy bra? Is it a wonderfully glamorous idea or kind of a waste of money? Let us know in the comments!

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  • Kim

    That last paragraph xD

  • Lolly

    Looks like someone slapped glitter fabric paint on a cheap plunge bra. And look at the model. If I’m going to shell out millions for a bra, I don’t want my tits escaping over the sides.

  • Hannah Therese F. Avila

    In the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show all models wear crazy lingerie. Alessandra has to wear the fantasy bra to the show. No one is going to buy it because it’s crazy.

    • Missy

      I think its pretty cool that theyre making bra’s like that! At least you get to feel like a million bucks :/